
I like the spring rolls.
Okay, but only if you let me use the hot mustard or the Sriracha hot sauce.
Most embarassing overseas moment--the first time I went to a Vietnamese restaurant, and I was by myself (Guam).
Ordered mint beef. I get a plate of marinated beef, some broth, and some mint leaves. They also set this thing in front of me which I had no idea what it was.
So I start chowing down. Before I know it, the entire family which runs the place is standing around me, staring at me, asking me if I'm enjoying my food, which I was.
Only later did I learn that thing I didn't know what it was in fact was a HOT PLATE and that I should have been COOKING my mint beef on it. Yeah, kids--Sparky ate about a pound of RAW MEAT. What a lovely day that was.