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The return of P.E.S.T. - "Post Election Stress Trauma"...!!
« on: October 19, 2010, 11:13:15 PM »
Remember when Bush won in 2004? All the dems were sad and disillusioned that they visited shrinks, who coined the term "Post Election Stress Trauma" (yes, campers, the acronym is "P.E.S.T."....!!!).

Note that there weren't any cases in 2008. You see, conservatives don't get whiny, they get pissed when they lose, and resolved. But this time around, P.E.S.T. is definitely going to be a big item.

I am serious. If you know of any shrinks, reserve some ad space on Nov. 3. It will probably be their best investment.

Here is my candidate for the lead shrink for P.E.S.T. (who else???)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA[/youtube]

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Re: The return of P.E.S.T. - "Post Election Stress Trauma"...!!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 06:17:28 AM »
A lot of them are going to be put of some meds after the election when they are looking for a new line of work outside of Washington DC
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Re: The return of P.E.S.T. - "Post Election Stress Trauma"...!!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 09:34:53 AM »
I love that GEICO commercial.   :lmao:  That guy on the couch is perfectly cast.  You can tell by looking at him that he is the typical liberal weenie.
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Re: The return of P.E.S.T. - "Post Election Stress Trauma"...!!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 09:36:17 AM »
I love that GEICO commercial.   :lmao:  That guy on the couch is perfectly cast.  You can tell by looking at him that he is the typical liberal weenie.

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Re: The return of P.E.S.T. - "Post Election Stress Trauma"...!!
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 10:23:58 AM »
I dare say, that if more shrinks used Ermey's style there would be a lot less mental health problems in the world, and most probably a lot less liberal policies.
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