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Offline Chris_

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BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« on: October 19, 2010, 12:25:43 PM »
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WELCOME TO ADVENTURE! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

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YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN BELTWAY FOREST, WHERE SOME HAVE FOUND TREASURES OF GOLD ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE ENTERED AND NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID TO WORK IN THE FOREST. I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT ME WITH SIMPLE COMMANDS.

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.

YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.

YOU HAVE A SENATE.

YOU HAVE A MEDIA.

YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.

YOU HAVE A MILITARY.

YOU HAVE A BIG JET.

YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.

YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.

THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.

YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.

YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>EAT LEFTOVERS

>RETURN BUST

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS NO BUST OF CHURCHILL. THERE ARE NO MORE LEFTOVERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>GIVE SPEECH

 YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 81%. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

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Re: BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 02:15:11 PM »
Very funny
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Re: BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 04:07:20 PM »
This little parody vid played in my head (earworm alert!) while reading the whole thing at Iowahawk....lol.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psJGHGeLSeE[/youtube]
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Offline Karin

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Re: BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 02:37:16 PM »
I just finished reading that, and was going to recommend it.....very funny!!!  What a good read.
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Re: BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 07:17:37 PM »
Iowahawk is hilarious.  He should turn this into a true Zork clone.   :lmao:

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Re: BELTWAY ADVENTURE
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 07:18:31 PM »
Loves it!!!
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