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I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« on: October 17, 2010, 01:59:52 PM »
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I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elections
   
If the President were to give a speech next week in which he said the following words we would win both houses of the Congress in the upcoming election and easily hold them and the Presidency in 2012. The words are "We will revisit NAFTA". He does not have to call for its repeal or anything else, just say he will open up that can of worms, look at it, and take action that will benefit the US economy.

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But, I thought the dems were gonna win anyway.

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8. The only four words...
   
...that would have any impact on the election, either this one or future ones:

"I am resigning immediately"

Then there's no more colored man in the White House and the right goes back to sleep.
Then there's no more corporate-sellout-war-criminal in the White House and the left goes back to sleep.

America's long national nightmare is over. America goes back to sleep.

Yep DUmmy if Barry resigns and the white Joe Biden continues his policies we will all go back to 10% unemployment and not worry anymore. At least the black man won't be president anymore and that's all we are worried about. You are on to us, all the talk about deficit spending, higher taxes, no jobs, a health care bill that is horrible is all code for we hate the black man. We tried but we just couldn't fool you.
God these people at DU are idiots.
And if you think I was serious above then you must be a DUer, sarcasm goes right over your tiny heads. Only at DU do you require an icon for when you are being sarcastic.

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 02:04:12 PM »
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I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elections

I hereby resign immediately.    :tongue:
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 02:30:15 PM »
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I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elections

4 words? "I'm becoming a conservative"? followed by these 4 words "the left are kooks"?
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 06:55:16 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 17, 2010, 02:04:12 PM
I hereby resign immediately.    :tongue:
Now that would be the best news I heard in a long time. :cheersmate: :hi5:
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 07:08:16 PM »
Why waste words when....."I QUIT".....will do just fine.

And like I told a black fellow I had just fired when he claimed I fired him because he was black. I said, "I hired you because you were black. I'm firing you because you ain't worth a damn." I think that would fit Obama perfectly.
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 07:12:08 PM »
As long as he and his policies would be long gone, I'd be happy! :cheersmate: :-)
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2010, 01:39:36 PM »
Other than a few DUmmies and Union hacks, no one gives a damn about NAFTA.  It's not even on the radar screen.  Most people would probably think it's some sort of football league.
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2010, 03:14:32 PM »
I can name that tune in two notes: I QUIT!

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2010, 03:21:32 PM »
I don't know if it would help, but I would be amused to hear him say " I am bangin' Snooki "
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2010, 05:19:30 PM »
Obama has lied so much I can't think of anything he could say that the majority of Americans would believe.
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2010, 05:34:55 PM »
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I can think ...

See, that's where I stopped reading, because once you've started out saying something that can easily be answered by "No, you can't," what's the point of saying anything further?

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2010, 06:06:36 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 19, 2010, 05:34:55 PM
See, that's where I stopped reading, because once you've started out saying something that can easily be answered by "No, you can't," what's the point of saying anything further?

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2010, 06:21:36 PM »
I screwed up would be great to hear. Either that or I can't do it which is true as well
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2010, 06:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 19, 2010, 01:39:36 PM
Other than a few DUmmies and Union hacks, no one gives a damn about NAFTA.  It's not even on the radar screen.  Most people would probably think it's some sort of football league.

No no. Division. Comparable with the NFC south in terms of how much it matters pertaining the discussion of this presidency age of disaster.
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2010, 06:23:58 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on October 19, 2010, 06:21:36 PM
I screwed up would be great to hear. Either that or I can't do it which is true as well
That only goes so far.  Dude needs to pack his shit and go because he doesn't deserve a second term.  He might as well beat the traffic out of town.
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2010, 09:58:30 PM »
Trying to put this in 4 words ....

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 02:02:01 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 19, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Obama has lied so much I can't think of anything he could say that the majority of Americans would believe.
Great point indeed. :cheersmate:
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 07:26:06 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 19, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
Obama has lied so much I can't think of anything he could say that the majority of Americans would believe.

Not sure of that Duke, it takes some intelligence to  tell a lie and have others believe you. Also one has to realise what they are saying is a lie.

He does so remind me of the ventriloquists dummy on the sit com Soap.

Could it be the President may believe what he is saying and signing only because others tell him this is the way to do things in Government.

You know, I think Obama was set up by his advisers when his friend in Cambridge complained about the police in his town.

Someone leaked the statements from Obama when he was overstepping his place and thinking for himself.  Can't have that so Obama learned a lesson on Never say a word unless someone smarter then him OK's the remark.

I do not believe Obama is a liar of the sort that knows that he is liar.

Someone or ones have their hand on his back making his mouth move and it is the ventriloquists voice that tells the lie, not the empty headed Dummy.









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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 08:18:32 AM »
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He does not have to call for its repeal or anything else, just say he will open up that can of worms

 .... the socialist libertard SOP ... talk talk talk and do nothing
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 08:29:17 AM »
4 words from Zero that would help dims win elections...    :devious:

"F" this!  I quit!"
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2010, 03:43:52 PM »
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4 words from Zero that would help dims win elections...    :devious:

"F" this!  I quit!"

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2010, 04:00:57 PM »
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A well-deserved H5!

I figured that would work better than the one they are currently using:

"It's all Bush's fault."
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2010, 04:22:57 PM »
How 'bout, "There is no Hope"!

At least he would be tellin' the truth for once! It might actually help him! Though, he's probably lied so many times no one will ever believe him! All of his Cling-Ons will still think he's the best pres evah!!!!!
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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2010, 06:12:12 PM »
I lied. Economy died.

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Re: I can think of 4 words from the President that would win us this and future elec
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 07:11:14 PM »
Hope and Change; Doesn't Work!
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