This is one of the few times the DUmmies actually have me at a loss for descriptive words. They are vile creatures, surely enough, but that isn't really the right description here. They have no....imigination, or compassion, or any ability to empathize no matter what they may claim. Even the event of the rescue of a bunch of miners basically caught next door to hell isn't enough to make them do anything but rip on America.
Truly, Dummies. There are no words.