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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #450 on: February 16, 2011, 08:27:15 AM »
Didn't like that one? Then try this one:

You couldn't hack the winters in Minneysoda any more, so they kicked your ass out and exiled you to Texas, where even the Okies avoid your ass.

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YOU try clearing 6+" of snow off of a 135 ft driveway with spinal cord issues & 3 surgeries...... :tongue:  (and by YOURSELF)

Besides, I wasn't "exiled", but returned to my Native State...

and SCREW those inbred Okies!! (I had some  sit by me at the Doctor's office on Monday, all three were morbidly obese, two were on oxygen & in electric wheelchairs!!) The one sat on my cane and didn't even notice it!!  :o
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #451 on: February 16, 2011, 08:28:43 AM »
YOU try clearing 6+" of snow off of a 135 ft driveway with spinal cord issues & 3 surgeries...... :tongue:  (and by YOURSELF)

Besides, I wasn't "exiled", but returned to my Native State...

and SCREW those inbred Okies!! (I had some  sit by me at the Doctor's office on Monday, all three were morbidly obese, two were on oxygen & in electric wheelchairs!!) The one sat on my cane and didn't even notice it!!  :o


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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #452 on: February 16, 2011, 08:31:19 AM »
Yeah, I didn't catch that the first time around.....Thundley requires all his change bills to be facing the same way??  Well, aren't we la-dee-da.   Need them ironed with starch as well?  

Here's my current peeve.  They are playing that Plentyoffish.com commercial WAY too often.  And what the hell is the last line in the song?  "There's got to be a reason for ~garble~"  

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #453 on: February 16, 2011, 08:35:52 AM »
Yeah, I didn't catch that the first time around.....Thundley requires all his change bills to be facing the same way??  Well, aren't we la-dee-da.   Need them ironed with starch as well?  

Here's my current peeve.  They are playing that Plentyoffish.com commercial WAY too often.  And what the hell is the last line in the song?  "There's got to be a reason for ~garble~"  

There have been times that I've washed & ironed my dollar bills.....
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #454 on: February 16, 2011, 08:40:15 AM »
There have been times that I've washed & ironed my dollar bills.....

Are you serious?!?

That's some serious OCD, dood! Don't ever let me hear you rag on somebody else for their apparent OCD-itis when you've got THIS kinda history!

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #455 on: February 16, 2011, 08:41:57 AM »
Are you serious?!?

That's some serious OCD, dood! Don't ever let me hear you rag on somebody else for their apparent OCD-itis when you've got THIS kinda history!

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I've freely admitted in the past that I'm somewhat OCD......

I started doing that when I used to get most of my breakfasts & lunches from a vending machine. Don't knock it, it worked.

BTW, NEVER EVER touch the stuff on my desk. Even in chaos, I know where everything is.....
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #456 on: February 16, 2011, 08:43:46 AM »
I've freely admitted in the past that I'm somewhat OCD......

I started doing that when I used to get most of my breakfasts & lunches from a vending machine. Don't knock it, it worked.

BTW, NEVER EVER touch the stuff on my desk. Even in chaos, I know where everything is.....

Taking wrinkled bills and running them along an edge (like the side of the machine) works pretty well, too.....
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #457 on: February 16, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »
Taking wrinkled bills and running them along an edge (like the side of the machine) works pretty well, too.....
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or launder them at the local strip club






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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #458 on: February 16, 2011, 08:49:24 AM »
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or launder them at the local strip club

You mean like run them up inside a g-string string?
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #459 on: February 17, 2011, 04:27:14 AM »
"You totally take me for GRANITE"
Yeah, you are almost as smart as a rock.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #460 on: February 17, 2011, 09:15:36 AM »
Idiots that pass and pull in front of you and then make a left turn, forcing you to stop while they wait on oncoming traffic to clear.  If the jerks would have stayed behind you could have made it through the light.

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #461 on: February 17, 2011, 09:17:51 AM »
Slow drivers.

Seems like I got stuck behind every slow driver and hit every red light this morning. :mad:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #462 on: February 17, 2011, 09:28:46 AM »
Slow drivers.

Seems like I got stuck behind every slow driver and hit every red light this morning. :mad:

Oh Lord, you are so right. People that won't go the speed limit, even in the left lane. I got stuck behind a bunch last Monday coming from the Doctors office.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #463 on: February 17, 2011, 04:50:45 PM »
Some moron asked me if there was a latino aisle in our store!! :tumbleweed: :loser: must have made a wrong turn somewhere!!
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #464 on: February 17, 2011, 04:54:59 PM »
Some moron asked me if there was a latino aisle in our store!! :tumbleweed: :loser: must have made a wrong turn somewhere!!

I eat a LOT of mexican food...... Don't matter where I am. When I was up in MN, for the longest time I had to go to a Mexican Market. A couple of years before I left, Walmart started carrying "Latino" foods.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #465 on: February 17, 2011, 06:23:04 PM »
Oh Lord, you are so right. People that won't go the speed limit, even in the left lane. I got stuck behind a bunch last Monday coming from the Doctors office.

If I am in the left lane and going above the speed limit and some asshole flies up on my ass.  I slow down.  It makes my day to piss someone off  :tongue:






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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #466 on: February 17, 2011, 06:33:19 PM »
If I am in the left lane and going above the speed limit and some asshole flies up on my ass.  I slow down.  It makes my day to piss someone off  :tongue:

Yeah, it's people like you that cause road rage!! You'd be seeing this: :bird: as I finally passed you..... :censored:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #467 on: February 17, 2011, 08:43:22 PM »
Yeah, it's people like you that cause road rage!! You'd be seeing this: :bird: as I finally passed you..... :censored:

and you would see this






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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #468 on: February 18, 2011, 06:03:55 PM »
I eat a LOT of mexican food...... Don't matter where I am. When I was up in MN, for the longest time I had to go to a Mexican Market. A couple of years before I left, Walmart started carrying "Latino" foods.
It was his attitude that got me however. it's how dare we not sell anything mexican!! If we(any American retail store) do sell anything international, it is out of courtesy, or for the fact that Americans like to make mexican(or anything international) dishes in the privacy of their own home.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #469 on: February 18, 2011, 06:30:20 PM »
My pet peeve is someone that posts a damn book long post and there is not one thing in it that makes sense or is true. 
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #470 on: February 18, 2011, 06:33:41 PM »
...Aside from the obvious Libtards

Just the every day stuff that gets on your nerves.

I can't stand:

Liars
Nose-pickers
Tail-gaters and those who don't use their signal lights
Noisy eaters. Hearing you chew, chomp and slurp grosses me out.
Channel surfers who won't even stop to look and see what's on. 
Bad spellers (someone here is driving me nuts and if I quoted this person to fix her posts I would be a hero member by now!)

Other seriously more important stuff but you get the drift.

What are yours?






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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #471 on: March 30, 2011, 01:40:33 PM »
I'm reviving this just because I can.  I'm pissed. 

You know how the DUmmies refuse to believe something, even though it's right on videotape?  Such as everything Beck shows, then the DUmmies say "Fox Lies!" 

I am spending time on someone else's mistake, done over and over again.

Me:  You have double-dipped this deduction.
Them from another company:  Nope, no I haven't.
Me:  <prepares paper evidence, complete with arts-and-crafts blocking out of info that's NOYB, and faxes it over.>  Do you see?
Them:  No, Karin.   :lalala:

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #472 on: March 30, 2011, 06:04:43 PM »
I'm reviving this just because I can.  I'm pissed. 

You know how the DUmmies refuse to believe something, even though it's right on videotape?  Such as everything Beck shows, then the DUmmies say "Fox Lies!" 

I am spending time on someone else's mistake, done over and over again.

Me:  You have double-dipped this deduction.
Them from another company:  Nope, no I haven't.
Me:  <prepares paper evidence, complete with arts-and-crafts blocking out of info that's NOYB, and faxes it over.>  Do you see?
Them:  No, Karin.   :lalala:

 :censored: :argh: :banghead:

They see, but they don't want to admit it.  Or, arrogantly, just don't care.
Hmmm, that puts me in mind of a certain cafe au lait toned jug eared pretender in office, come to think of it.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #473 on: March 31, 2011, 01:48:00 AM »
They started putting the stupid letterbox around my movies! Then, they told us it was because our TVs were the wrong shape. Then, the bastards sold us new flat TVs in the supposedly correct shape. Last week, I picked up a new DVD and watched it on my new shaped TV and what did I see? The *******ED LETTERBOX! HNC, I'm not sure how, but, you are to blame for this.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #474 on: March 31, 2011, 02:48:11 AM »
They started putting the stupid letterbox around my movies! Then, they told us it was because our TVs were the wrong shape. Then, the bastards sold us new flat TVs in the supposedly correct shape. Last week, I picked up a new DVD and watched it on my new shaped TV and what did I see? The *******ED LETTERBOX! HNC, I'm not sure how, but, you are to blame for this.

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