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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #425 on: February 14, 2011, 02:29:14 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on February 14, 2011, 02:27:26 PM
hnc???

Hollywood NeoCon.

He told the story of how he went to Chicago during Christmas, decided to grab a cigarette outdoors, went outside in the snow and ice to smoke it, and fell on his ass.

It happened later again the same day. You can't say "Even a worm learns!" with HNC.

Both times he was wearing crocs.

You'd think he was a fudgepacker or somethin'.  :rotf:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #426 on: February 14, 2011, 02:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:29:14 PM
Hollywood NeoCon.

He told the story of how he went to Chicago during Christmas, decided to grab a cigarette outdoors, went outside in the snow and ice to smoke it, and fell on his ass.

It happened later again the same day. You can't say "Even a worm learns!" with HNC.

Both times he was wearing crocs.

You'd think he was a fudgepacker or somethin'.  :rotf:

Stubborn as a Missouri mule, that one. 
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #427 on: February 14, 2011, 02:49:05 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 14, 2011, 02:31:52 PM
Stubborn as a Missouri mule, that one. 

MO slippers hard to find in the right size, huh?
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #428 on: February 14, 2011, 02:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on February 14, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
MO slippers hard to find in the right size, huh?

They've got wide-ass hooves. And the farriers are expensive as hell. None of that Zappos.com shit for those boys.......
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #429 on: February 14, 2011, 03:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 02:57:26 PM
They've got wide-ass hooves. And the farriers are expensive as hell. None of that Zappos.com shit for those boys.......

Oh, so it's not just mules generally that are a problem in MO, but mules for mules. Now I get what Iassa was talking about. Good thing we're here to decipher her code-speak, eh? That's Tots, got to make things complicated. What would she do without us, eh Euph?

No, no, that's ok Tots, no need to thank us, all in a day's work (or avoidance of).
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #430 on: February 14, 2011, 04:35:24 PM »
Women with nice manicure, nice clothes, hair done, in line at Walmart using a Lone Star card and WIC.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #431 on: February 14, 2011, 04:50:27 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 14, 2011, 11:58:53 AM
Getting change at the store and the bills are badly wrinkled, not in order and not facing the same direction. 

It's NOT the store's fault that YOU'RE OCD.......
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #432 on: February 14, 2011, 06:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on February 14, 2011, 02:49:05 PM
MO slippers hard to find in the right size, huh?

you are speaking of 'mo slippers, correct?   :-)
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #433 on: February 14, 2011, 07:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 14, 2011, 04:50:27 PM
It's NOT the store's fault that YOU'RE OCD.......


I hadn't thought of this one when the quirk thread was up on this page.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #434 on: February 14, 2011, 08:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on February 14, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
Oh, so it's not just mules generally that are a problem in MO, but mules for mules. Now I get what Iassa was talking about. Good thing we're here to decipher her code-speak, eh? That's Tots, got to make things complicated. What would she do without us, eh Euph?

No, no, that's ok Tots, no need to thank us, all in a day's work (or avoidance of).


Sometimes it's tough for anyone to "get it" but Tots and I have an understanding - she speaks and I obey. (It's safer that way, plus I get to practice for Mrs E.)

My next challenge is to figure out what njpines is talking about with "'mo slippers". I thought I had all the bases covered, now she comes in and ruins everything.  :thatsright:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #435 on: February 14, 2011, 09:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Sometimes it's tough for anyone to "get it" but Tots and I have an understanding - she speaks and I obey. (It's safer that way, plus I get to practice for Mrs E.)

My next challenge is to figure out what njpines is talking about with "'mo slippers". I thought I had all the bases covered, now she comes in and ruins everything.  :thatsright:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Oh My Stinking Heck!  I have always maintained that the world would be a much better place if people would listen to me.   :-)  At least ONE person does. 

BS for you Euph, you done deserve it!
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #436 on: February 15, 2011, 08:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 14, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
My next challenge is to figure out what njpines is talking about with "'mo slippers". I thought I had all the bases covered, now she comes in and ruins everything.  :thatsright:

 :rotf:  Sorry 'bout that Euph!  I'm just trying to decipher a Godot-ism -- sometimes I'm successful and sometimes not  :-)

'mo = just another way to say 'crocs are Teh Ghey'!

Oh, and a nice big BS to ya for making me have to explain myself!  :lmao:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #437 on: February 15, 2011, 08:55:37 AM »
Quote from: njpines on February 14, 2011, 06:53:14 PM
you are speaking of 'mo slippers, correct?   :-)


Lady-of-the-pines, I have to admit that, as Euph is stumped, so am I. Is this anything like "mo money, mo money, mo money!" as in the Homeboy Shopping Network? ("'mo slippers, 'mo slipeprs, 'mo slippers!"?).
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #438 on: February 15, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
Quote from: njpines on February 15, 2011, 08:53:38 AM
:rotf:  Sorry 'bout that Euph!  I'm just trying to decipher a Godot-ism -- sometimes I'm successful and sometimes not  :-)

'mo = just another way to say 'crocs are Teh Ghey'!

Oh, and a nice big BS to ya for making me have to explain myself!  :lmao:

...and as you were playing Godotsy (like Yahtzee, only totally different), I was Pining for an answer to the big mo, who has it, and what it is. (Everyone's always talking about who has the Moe. Listen, I knew Moe when he was just Morris Mentonsky from the Bronx.)


...but even with explanation I find myself plexed (confused, but not thoroughly). It is usually good to find oneself on a journey of self-knowledge attainment, at least if your pants are up, but I have to admit I have no idea where this sentence is going and have decided to let it en




Ummm...where was I? Yes. Mo. Mo = Teh ghey--how? And what do crocodiles have to do with it? Is this a poaching situation? And is there any way we can make money on it? And will Tots let us in on the ground floor, or at least the mezzanine? Showing proper ID, of course.
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #439 on: February 15, 2011, 09:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on February 15, 2011, 08:55:37 AM

Lady-of-the-pines, I have to admit that, as Euph is stumped, so am I. Is this anything like "mo money, mo money, mo money!" as in the Homeboy Shopping Network? ("'mo slippers, 'mo slipeprs, 'mo slippers!"?).

refer to my explanation to Eupher, ad boy  :wink:!

'mo = short for homo (very 7th grade, I know)  :rotf:

(additional explanation needed because while I was typing this, you responded:  Eupher is inferring that HNC is of the flamboyant variety due to his choice of footwear)

 :thatsright: Geez, do youse guys not speak English???   :lmao:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #440 on: February 15, 2011, 09:26:02 AM »
Quote from: njpines on February 15, 2011, 09:15:18 AM
refer to my explanation to Eupher, ad boy  :wink:!

'mo = short for homo (very 7th grade, I know)  :rotf:

(additional explanation needed because while I was typing this, you responded:  Eupher is inferring that HNC is of the flamboyant variety due to his choice of footwear)

 :thatsright: Geez, do youse guys not speak English???   :lmao:

Of course! 'mo is short for "That big faggot over in the corner with a lovesick look in his eyes when he stares at the football-type across the room and the way the dood licks his eyebrows".

Dang. Took me awhile and you STILL had to 'splain it to me!  :bow:

But thank you for the bitchslaps. The road to heaven is paved with bitchslaps.  :-)
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #441 on: February 15, 2011, 09:46:28 AM »
Quote from: njpines on February 15, 2011, 09:15:18 AM
refer to my explanation to Eupher, ad boy  :wink:!

'mo = short for homo (very 7th grade, I know)  :rotf:

(additional explanation needed because while I was typing this, you responded:  Eupher is inferring that HNC is of the flamboyant variety due to his choice of footwear)

 :thatsright: Geez, do youse guys not speak English???   :lmao:



Ohhhhh, that'd go over just great with the HAART crowd! I can see it at a brainstormer now: "Reyataz for 'mo efficacy and fewer AEs."
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #442 on: February 15, 2011, 10:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 15, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
Of course! 'mo is short for "That big faggot over in the corner with a lovesick look in his eyes when he stares at the football-type across the room and the way the dood licks his eyebrows".

Dang. Took me awhile and you STILL had to 'splain it to me!  :bow:

But thank you for the bitchslaps. The road to heaven is paved with bitchslaps.  :-)

Just remember, what has been given can be taken away......
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #443 on: February 15, 2011, 10:54:44 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 15, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Just remember, what has been given can be taken away......

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #444 on: February 15, 2011, 10:58:01 PM »
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #445 on: February 16, 2011, 07:52:43 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 15, 2011, 10:58:01 PM
Don't tempt me, Horn Boy...... :mental:

Hit me with your best shot, Horn Boy - you have almost as many of those things as I do.

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #446 on: February 16, 2011, 08:00:11 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 07:52:43 AM
Hit me with your best shot, Horn Boy - you have almost as many of those things as I do.

 :bird: :bird: :bird:

Now, I guess that you're just going have to TRY HARDER!!!  :tongue: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #447 on: February 16, 2011, 08:02:29 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 16, 2011, 08:00:11 AM
Now, I guess that you're just going have to TRY HARDER!!!  :tongue: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I've had to do more difficult things - like choke down your bbq.....

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #448 on: February 16, 2011, 08:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2011, 08:02:29 AM
I've had to do more difficult things - like choke down your bbq.....

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Oh puleeeze........

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Re: What are your Pet Peeves?
« Reply #449 on: February 16, 2011, 08:21:26 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 16, 2011, 08:18:51 AM
Oh puleeeze........


Didn't like that one? Then try this one:

You couldn't hack the winters in Minneysoda any more, so they kicked your ass out and exiled you to Texas, where even the Okies avoid your ass.

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