And don't even dare to help me out putting dishes in my dishwasher for me. You will do it all wrong, and they won't get clean. The only way they get clean is if I put them in correctly. Just sayin.
Damn, I've got a headache.
Mrs. E's big one is when a picture or a wall hanging is slightly crooked. Drives her nuts until it's fixed.
One of my peeves is when some yahoo, usually someone who doesn't know one end of his instrument from another, comes wandering into a rehearsal late. That person invariably interrupts what's going on until he/she gets "situated". I'd like to situate my hand upside his head.