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Offline soleil

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Ok, so this is really stupid,
« on: October 08, 2010, 08:18:12 PM »
but I just have to say it. My big huge 115 lb. dog has the tiniest wee-wee on the planet. It is kinda embarrassing. I wouldn't normally notice, but when he sits down, it kinda lays there (barely). My husband and I noticed how small it was before, and we joked about it. But my best friend randomly noticed it. We got a big laugh out of it. He is a sweet giant. But with a tiny wee-wee. And by tiny, I mean really really tiny.

Just thought I'd share. Now go about your day feeling good having been told this. :naughty:




Oh and in case you haven't noticed, I am a silly gal. I get my kicks out of dumb silly stuff. But a dog with a small wee-wee. Small isn't even a good word. Miniscule? Almost non-existent? Yep.  :p
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 08:31:17 PM »
Dork.   :thatsright:

That is all.
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 08:36:12 PM »
Quote from: soleil on October 08, 2010, 08:18:12 PM
but I just have to say it. My big huge 115 lb. dog has the tiniest wee-wee on the planet. It is kinda embarrassing. I wouldn't normally notice, but when he sits down, it kinda lays there (barely). My husband and I noticed how small it was before, and we joked about it. But my best friend randomly noticed it. We got a big laugh out of it. He is a sweet giant. But with a tiny wee-wee. And by tiny, I mean really really tiny.

Just thought I'd share. Now go about your day feeling good having been told this. :naughty:




Oh and in case you haven't noticed, I am a silly gal. I get my kicks out of dumb silly stuff. But a dog with a small wee-wee. Small isn't even a good word. Miniscule? Almost non-existent? Yep.  :p
Does your husband light his farts on fire? No the dogs? No.  :lmao: By the way, maybe your dog does not know he has a small wee wee, just maybe he thinks it is all that.  :-)
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 08:49:52 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on October 08, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Does your husband light his farts on fire? No the dogs? No.  :lmao: By the way, maybe your dog does not know he has a small wee wee, just maybe he thinks it is all that.  :-)

My best friend lights his farts on fire, and it is the coolest/oddest/wierdest thing ever.   :whatever:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 09:01:47 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on October 08, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Does your husband light his farts on fire? No the dogs? No.  :lmao: By the way, maybe your dog does not know he has a small wee wee, just maybe he thinks it is all that.  :-)

My husband would love to I am quite sure. Of course then I'd divorce him  :rotf:. Kidding.

Yeah, I guess since he is so giant everywhere else, he had to be small somewhere. Bless his little ole heart. Well I am sure his heart isn't little. Just the wee wee. But really, it is THAT small. I am ashamed.
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 09:02:16 PM »
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 09:29:48 PM »
:rofl: 

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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2010, 12:19:13 AM »
This thread is a candidate for Mind Numbing Stupidity......  (or the Spa) I dunno which....... :uhsure: :popcorn:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2010, 12:26:53 AM »
and people accuse me of starting odd threads. :whatever:

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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2010, 12:27:53 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 09, 2010, 12:26:53 AM
and people accuse me of starting odd threads. :whatever:



I think you have a contender, WE!!  :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2010, 12:35:20 AM »
Might be small but I bet he still licks it anyway.
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2010, 01:18:32 AM »
Quote from: soleil on October 08, 2010, 09:01:47 PM
My husband would love to I am quite sure. Of course then I'd divorce him  :rotf:. Kidding.

Yeah, I guess since he is so giant everywhere else, he had to be small somewhere. Bless his little ole heart. Well I am sure his heart isn't little. Just the wee wee. But really, it is THAT small. I am ashamed.



Ummm.

I would just like to point out that this particular post starts out with a sentence about the husband.

Now....read the second paragraph.

 :uhsure:

Good thing Soleil was more specific regarding the possessor of the teeny tiny wee-wee,  in her original post.  :evillaugh:


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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2010, 01:56:07 AM »
Quote from: Thor on October 09, 2010, 12:27:53 AM
I think you have a contender, WE!!  :rotf: :rotf:

compared to the "dog dick length" thread, I have nothing. :uhsure: :whatever: :-)
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2010, 01:58:13 AM »
Quote from: debk on October 09, 2010, 01:18:32 AM


Ummm.

I would just like to point out that this particular post starts out with a sentence about the husband.

Now....read the second paragraph.

 :uhsure:

Good thing Soleil was more specific regarding the possessor of the teeny tiny wee-wee,  in her original post.  :evillaugh:


 :tongue:

I certainly hope that we aren't about to launch off into a discussion of, um, things like that.

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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2010, 07:19:42 PM »
 :popcorn: :hyper:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2010, 05:30:31 AM »
115 lbs, tiny junk.

Guess there's some extra steroids in Rover's kibbles and bits.
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2010, 05:23:26 PM »
 :rotf: I am just sayin', it is so small that it warrants discussion.  :mental: :thatsright: :p :lmao: :naughty: :evillaugh: :uhsure: :whatever:



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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2010, 10:39:27 PM »
I have NEVER, in my life, ever witnessed a "dickscussion", especially about a dog's dick...... :popcorn:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2010, 09:35:25 AM »
Quote from: Thor on October 10, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
I have NEVER, in my life, ever witnessed a "dickscussion", especially about a dog's dick...... :popcorn:

 
Well, now you can say you have. One thing you can check off your to-do list.  :tongue:
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2010, 10:20:06 AM »
Quote from: soleil on October 11, 2010, 09:35:25 AM

Well, now you can say you have. One thing you can check off your to-do list.  :tongue:

Well, I'd have to write in on the list before I could check it off the list.






Yes, that was dig at John K..
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2010, 10:48:27 AM »
I'v seen some women that would have traded him in for a bigger model.
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Re: Ok, so this is really stupid,
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2010, 05:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 11, 2010, 10:48:27 AM
I'v seen some women that would have traded him in for a bigger model.

Cheer up my dear, I have the opposite problem with my 10 pound Peak-- he has manhood that darn near trails on the floor.  Hubby suggested we put pants on him when he is in public, OH the looks we get.
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