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Offline littlelamb

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Add a sentence
« on: October 05, 2010, 02:25:07 PM »
I thought it would be fun to see what kind of sentence we could make. Just add what you may think is funny,sarcastic or whatever.                                                 
One day while looking at the DUmp I found a story on
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 02:30:09 PM »
I thought it would be fun to see what kind of sentence we could make. Just add what you may think is funny,sarcastic or whatever.                                                 
One day while looking at the DUmp I found a story on

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 02:37:03 PM »
Boobiez. Needless to say I was

dumbfounded, but I wasn't about to
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 02:58:30 PM »
dumbfounded, but I wasn't about to
tell him he couldn't admire
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 03:30:05 PM »
tell him he couldn't admire

wine coolers without first admitting...

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
That he drank them when wearing
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 05:05:58 PM »
That he drank them when wearing
a rather colorful pink-tinged
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 05:24:59 PM »
a rather colorful pink-tinged
merkin sporting a leather eye patch.  Suddenly, a gust of wind
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 06:01:47 PM »
merkin sporting a leather eye patch.  Suddenly, a gust of wind

came ripping through the

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 06:43:10 PM »
came ripping through the

window, swirling about and blowing up the skirt of the comely young CC poster.
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 06:46:14 PM »
came ripping through the
window, swirling about and blowing up the skirt of the comely young CC poster.

She was wearing a thong and had a

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2010, 08:30:16 PM »
She was wearing a thong and had a

briefcase in one hand, and in the other a map
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2010, 07:19:53 AM »
Trying to figure the way to
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2010, 07:47:40 AM »
Trying to figure the way to

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2010, 03:13:20 PM »
Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2010, 03:33:49 PM »
Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing
was covered in peanut butter, not the


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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2010, 05:58:16 PM »
Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing

made it sound like she was whistling every time she farted.
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2010, 12:50:35 PM »
made it sound like she was whistling every time she farted.

The aroma of roasting peanuts was more than
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2010, 12:57:26 PM »
The aroma of roasting peanuts was more than

her pet monkey could take, next thing you know
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2010, 12:59:11 PM »
her pet monkey could take, next thing you know

.... the monkey LEPT, screeching and ripping
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2010, 05:47:36 PM »
.... the monkey LEPT, screeching and ripping

that sticky thong off. Thankfully,

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2010, 05:57:42 PM »
that sticky thong off. Thankfully,

he wore it over his trousers sparing us the sight of
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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2010, 11:40:24 AM »
he wore it over his trousers sparing us the sight of

his wild and unruly

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Re: Add a sentence
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2010, 11:46:16 AM »
his wild and unruly

dog, who, growling fiercely under his muzzle,

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2010, 11:51:51 AM »
dog, who, growling fiercely under his muzzle,

turned into a big ole puppy at the first sight of
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