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OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« on: March 28, 2008, 02:54:44 PM »
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A University of Oklahoma fan was ordered today to stand trial on a felony assault charge accusing him of tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight.

 Allen Michael Beckett, 54, maintains he was only defending himself from a younger, bigger man, but the other man testified Beckett "attacked" him without provocation.

...He paid his tab and turned to leave when Beckett grabbed his crotch.

Thomas said the other man did not let go until other bar patrons broke up the scuffle.

During the struggle, he said he heard and felt his scrotum tear.

The injury required more than 60 stitches and left behind a "very ugly scar," Thomas said.

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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 02:57:23 PM »
I feel queasy even thinking of it...
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 02:59:15 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 28, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
I feel queasy even thinking of it...
Then my work is done.   :naughty:
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 02:59:58 PM »
That's just nuts!
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 03:00:25 PM »
I always knew the T-sippers were fragile...
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 03:10:54 PM »
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 03:19:30 PM »
AW HELL NO!!!!

I got a visual and an audio from that one.

That aint RIGHT!!!
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 03:58:16 PM »
Oh, the guy got Judge Gray too. I've heard she has permanent PMS.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 04:04:39 PM »
What kind of freak grabs another man's balls in a "fight"? 
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 04:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 28, 2008, 04:04:39 PM
What kind of freak grabs another man's balls in a "fight"? 
One that wants to win.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 05:48:19 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 28, 2008, 04:04:39 PM
What kind of freak grabs another man's balls in a "fight"? 
I study Kenpo. Kenpo has a whole BUNCH of techniques that use strikes, kicks or grabs to the groin, why? Because it works, EVERY TIME.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 06:21:04 PM »
No, nope, nein, nosireeBob, Uh UNN, negatory!!!

Bijou is going straight to hell for making me flash on what it would sound like to have my family jewelbag ripped off my body. :p

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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 06:32:18 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 28, 2008, 06:21:04 PM
No, nope, nein, nosireeBob, Uh UNN, negatory!!!

Bijou is going straight to hell for making me flash on what it would sound like to have my family jewelbag ripped off my body. :p

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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 06:38:01 PM »
Wasn't there some English guy a while back who, after his team won, went home, cut his balls off, and came back to the bar with them to prove a bet a while back?
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 28, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
Wasn't there some English guy a while back who, after his team won, went home, cut his balls off, and came back to the bar with them to prove a bet a while back?
Soccer fans are retards
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2008, 01:18:17 AM »
OU fans are savages.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2008, 02:08:24 AM »
30 percent of UT students make straight A's.

But 50 percent of OU students make round O's.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2008, 06:19:57 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 29, 2008, 01:18:17 AM
OU fans are savages.

Oh, BS. Nearly every year the ratio of Texas fans to OU fans arrested in the West End by Dallas PD is around 4:1 and the overall percentage of fans from the schools in that area of Dallas are nearly divided 50/50.
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Re: OU fan charged with tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2008, 04:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 29, 2008, 01:18:17 AM
OU fans are savages.

Yes we are.  Is that a bad thing?  :-)
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