The offending crack

Hey, now, I have a scar on my abdomen dividing it in two like this, for the two babies I birthed C-section wise. First one damn near died and the doctor wasn't worried about making a pretty slash down my tummy to get her out.
That said, I would NEVER display my unsightly butt in public.

But my husband honors it as a battle scar, so to speak. Have I mentioned how much I love that man?
