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James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« on: October 02, 2010, 07:02:52 AM »
Are you tired of the direction this country is headed? Would you like to see this country return to its roots, the way the Founding Fathers originally envisioned it? Do you want a normal, hard-working American who actually understands the average man on the street as your leader? Then you'll be glad to hear of a third party presidential candidate who will restore America's position as the greatest nation on Earth.

James Paul Von Helton, whose campaign videos can be found on his Youtube account, VonHelton.

Mr. Von Helton's political positions:
-Fiscally and morally conservative, and a strict Constitutionalist.

-Completely remove the Capital Gains and Property taxes, and lower others.

-Expand and reinforce the War on Drugs.

-In favor of a constitutional amendment defining marriage as between males and females.

-Deport all illegals and station troops to secure the southern border.

-Give more funding to the NASA space program, with the goal of sending a manned mission to Mars.

-Implement a school voucher program.

-Wean this country from its dependency on Muslim oil, by allowing for drilling in Alaska, and funding research into alternative energy sources

-Improve the nation's transport system by replacing obsolete trains with a nationwide maglev monorail system. This will provide high paying jobs to stimulate the economy, while preventing train derailments that can cost tens of millions of dollars.

-Free broadband Internet access for all Americans.

-Anti-abortion.
   -No law has EVER been passed making abortion legal.
 
   -In this day in age, abortion is useless even if it weren't murder of an innocent baby. With America's declining birth rate, we need an average of five children per family just to keep our population constant, and if a woman doesn't want to raise her child, she can have the baby cryogenically frozen.

   -The only time abortion should be permitted is when the mother's life is in danger, and even then only with the permission of the child's father. It's his child too, after all.

-Pass laws requiring banks to pay interest on money that people loan them. Why should wealthy, fat bankers get up to 4% or 5% interest on money they loan to the public while giving nothing in return?

-Disband the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. All those things are legal, so why would anyone need a bureau devoted to them? Its former agents can be reassigned to the newly renewed War on Drugs.

-Work to convert communist nations back to capitalism, especially by explaining to their governments how the Rothschilds funded Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto, because they knew that communism would destroy all nations' economies.

-Disband all organizations that are counterproductive to the constitution. This includes the ACLU, which wants to destroy religious freedom in this country, which is effectively sedition; Skull and Bones and other secret societies that support the New World Order; and the Bilderberg Group, the Council on Foreign Relations, and Trilateral commission, and any other group which wants to push Globalism onto America.

-End all the restrictions on Freedom of Religion that atheists have been shoving down the American people's throats.
   -Allow for the display of nativity scenes, street preaching, hanging the Ten Commandments in schools, and end the War on Christmas.
   -Jews in America are breaking the law of Moses by living in another country when there is an established nation of Israel. All Jews in America must renounce all allegiance or reference to Judaism, including biological, or be deported to Israel.
   -Islam must be reclassified as a cult and outlawed, just like Luciferian Satanism is.
      -Sharia law will be outlawed.
      -All followers of Islam will be deported, with a new agency devoted to differentiating Muslims who have left Islam from Islamic sleeper agents who are practicing Al-Taqiyya while still secretly worshipping Allah like President Obama does.
      -Demand that all Muslim nations in the UN recall all Muslims from every other country in the world back to their homelands. If benevolent aliens saw the state of Earth, they'd think we were barbarians. Our only hope of receiving aid and technology from good alien species is for the entire world to stand up to Islam.


As you can see, Von Helton's politics will speak to the American public, but that's not all. He's a former soldier, serving as a tank driver in the US Armed Forces. Not only that, but he also worked as a vigilante. That's right, he was the real life Punisher. How many other presidential candidates are willing to go out on the streets to bust up pimps and Mafiosos?

Don't listen to the haters and trolls. They want to make you think that Mr. Von Helton has no chance of winning, just because he's Cherokee, Pagan, or a vampire. We've already had a black president, Clinton, so a Native American can win just as easily. We've got a Muslim in the white house right now, so a Pagan can't be that bad in comparison. Vampirism is just a disease, nothing to be afraid of. There's a first time for everything, so why not a vampire president?

The haters are going to bring up his former membership in a satanic cult that sacrificed babies to the devil, but Obama is a CURRENT member of the pagan moon god worshipping death cult of Islam, and no one seems to complain about that. Everyone learns from their mistakes, and a true patriot like James Von Helton will be much better for this country than the globalist scumbags who've been president for the past couple of decades.

We need all the support we can get from real Americans to get this campaign off the ground. Tell everyone you know about this new candidate who will clean up Washington and restore this great nation to its proper place. Next November, vote Von Helton!!!

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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 07:05:36 AM »
Hey America! It's time to play your favorite internet game show:

Mole, Troll or Asshole?
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 07:22:35 AM »
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 07:26:16 AM »
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As you can see, Von Helton's politics will speak to the American public, but that's not all. He's a former soldier, serving as a tank driver in the US Armed Forces. Not only that, but he also worked as a vigilante. That's right, he was the real life Punisher. How many other presidential candidates are willing to go out on the streets to bust up pimps and Mafiosos?

Uh oh. DAT ain't gonna be happy when he sees that one.  :-) 
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 07:28:48 AM »
Uh oh. DAT ain't gonna be happy when he sees that one.  :-) 
All this says is he never made it to gunner or TC.

Frankly, I surprised he made it past loader.
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 07:30:12 AM »
http://eristicchris.tv/blogs/h
http://punisherresearch.blogspot.com/

Interesting,a lunatic and a pimp for him here.
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 07:36:47 AM »
Anybody who actually favors the idiotic things that the OP posted qualifies as a nutjob. No question about it.

Lunacy like this, for example:

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-In this day in age, abortion is useless even if it weren't murder of an innocent baby. With America's declining birth rate, we need an average of five children per family just to keep our population constant, and if a woman doesn't want to raise her child, she can have the baby cryogenically frozen.

-Jews in America are breaking the law of Moses by living in another country when there is an established nation of Israel. All Jews in America must renounce all allegiance or reference to Judaism, including biological, or be deported to Israel.

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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 07:38:45 AM »
http://eristicchris.tv/blogs/h
http://punisherresearch.blogspot.com/

Interesting,a lunatic and a pimp for him here.

Holy shit--that boy is a whole boatload of crazy right there.
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2010, 11:55:38 AM »
Yay, words!
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Re: James Von Helton: Conservative Presidential Candidate for 2012
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2010, 12:06:23 PM »
No restriction on religious freedom unless you Jewish or Muslim. How does that work?

I'm torn between asshole and troll. Look like a ronulan though.
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