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Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« on: October 01, 2010, 04:27:48 PM »
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kpete  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-01-10 01:07 PM
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Michael Moore: Five Ways the Democrats Can Avoid a Catastrophe and Pull Off the Mother of All Upsets

Edited on Fri Oct-01-10 01:20 PM by kpete

Michael Moore

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Posted: October 1, 2010 10:49 AM

Five Ways the Democrats Can Avoid a Catastrophe and Pull Off the Mother of All Upsets

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Memo To: President Obama and the Democratic Party Leadership

From: Michael Moore

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Subject: 5 Things Dems Can Do to Turn It Around by November 2nd

1. Immediate Wall-to-Wall TV Ads, Internet Videos, and Appearances Hammering Who the Hell Put Us in the Misery We're In.

We Americans have very short attention spans (Quick: Who Won the Oscar for Best Picture last year? The World Series? Exactly.). People need to be reminded over and over that it was the REPUBLICANS who concocted and led the unnecessary invasion of two countries, putting us in our longest war ever, wars that will eventually cost us over $3 trillion. Bush and Co. also caused the biggest collapse of our economy since the Great Depression. I don't know a single person in Hollywood who wouldn't shoot and produce those spots for you for FREE. Dems: Do not pull a single punch on this. Quit being a bunch of wusses and let the bastards have it! The public will be astonished that you've found your courage and your spine. We expect you to be Muhammad Ali, not Ally McBeal.

2. Indict the Criminals.
Announce that the Justice Department will seek indictments against both those who caused the economic collapse and those who became war profiteers. Call it for what it is: organized crime. Use the RICO statutes. Use the basic laws that make fraud of any kind a crime. Get in the face of those who stole the billions, make them pay for it -- and the people will love you. We want Dirty Harry, not Dirty Dancing.

3. Announce a Moratorium on All Family Home Foreclosures.
Last month (August) there were more home foreclosures than in any month in U.S. history. Worse than any month in the worst year ever, 2009. The bleeding hasn't stopped -- it's only gotten worse. And now, this week, two of the largest crime organizations who are throwing hundreds of thousands of people out of their homes (GMAC and JPMorgan Chase) have been forced to momentarily stop doing this. It turns out, they don't really have the paperwork to prove they actually own these houses! It's madness. So if you do one thing for the middle class this week, do this. It will take an hour of your time to draw up the decree and issue it. We'd rather watch "It's a Wonderful Life" than "Poltergeist."

4. Announce a New 21st Century WPA.
"Who's hiring? THE GOVERNMENT IS HIRING!" Put together a simple plan to hire enough people to repair our roads, fix up our aging schools, and rebuild our infrastructure. Fund this by taxing the richest 1% who have more financial wealth than 95% of Americans combined! Unemployment will drop to 5%. Can you pass it? Well, you sure can't unless you try! And as you're trying, announce that you will force the Republican senators (who until now simply have had to say they "intended" to filibuster in order to kill a bill) to have to actually filibuster! Make them stand on the floor of the Senate and read from the phone book 24/7. They won't last a day. And America will see them for who they really are.

AND THE REST:
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mike-friends-blog/fiv...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-moore/five-ways-t...
 


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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 04:33:34 PM »
I'll have some of what he is smoking.  

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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 04:37:49 PM »
Dear dems.

Please do what Mike says.
The sane population will vote out even more of you.

Thank you.
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 05:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Carl on October 01, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
Dear dems.

Please do what Mike says.
The sane population will vote out even more of you.

Thank you.

I was thinking the same thing.  The Duke and Mikey More are both on the same page -- when in doubt always blame Bush.

Their titanic level collapse on November 2nd will be delicious.
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 05:16:03 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 01, 2010, 04:33:34 PM
I'll have some of what he is smoking.  



NOT ME !!!! ....that shit will mess up your mind.
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 06:02:37 PM »
The 'Tard is strong in comrade Mikesh Mooreon. None of this silly with age comes wisdom bullshit with him huh?
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 06:03:33 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 01, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
NOT ME !!!! ....that shit will mess up your mind.

Only those that possess a mind.

DUmmies (and Michael MORON) are unaffected.
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 06:05:40 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 01, 2010, 06:02:37 PM
The 'Tard is strong in comrade Mikesh Mooreon. None of this silly with age comes wisdom bullshit with him huh?

Mikey Moron believes in the first rule of passing any Ivy League college course:

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!'

He thinks it works with the general population as well.
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 06:23:15 PM »
I wonder how much that feculant gob of congealed grease is going to like the inevitable result of such a theory.

It will probably come to him right after the government has done a few rounds of "steal all the capital" from the top 1% of people, and starts including him in said bracket.

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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2010, 07:41:07 PM »
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Memo To: President Obama and the Democratic Party Leadership

From: Michael Moore

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Subject: 5 Things Dems Can Do to Turn It Around by November 2nd

1. Immediate Wall-to-Wall TV Ads, Internet Videos, and Appearances Hammering Who the Hell Put Us in the Misery We're In.

WOW!!! If they did that Mikey, they would be showing the socialists/marxist and communists currently running around the White House and Congress!!!

2. Indict the Criminals.

You're right Mikey!! We should throw Charlie Wrengel and Maxine Waters and the other demosocialists in jail where they belong! Let's not forget "Turbo Tax" Tim Gethner!!

3. Announce a Moratorium on All Family Home Foreclosures.

That sounds like a great idea Mikey!! Let's reward failure! And further allow our banks and credit lines to slip away! You're a fat fool!

4. Announce a New 21st Century WPA.

AWESOME!!! Just what we need, more gubberment workers and less private sector jobs! Wow Mikey, you got it all figured out. How many boxes of YO-YO's did it take for you to figure all this stuff out?!?!

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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2010, 07:55:41 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on October 01, 2010, 07:41:07 PM


Kaching.  :bow:  Great analysis.  :bow:

Please dummies go with Mikey Moran's advice. :-)
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2010, 08:29:34 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 01, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
Kaching.  :bow:  Great analysis.  :bow:

Please dummies go with Mikey Moran's advice. :-)
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Re: Mikey Moore's advice to Democrats
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2010, 12:38:14 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 01, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
Dear dems.

Please do what Mike says.
The sane population will vote out even more of you.

Thank you.

You said it better than I ever could.

Having said that... you gotta give the man some credit. He got rich off these idiots. I sometimes wonder if he ain't the liberal idiot we all think he is. Like Al Gore, he found a niche market and is exploiting it. PT Barnum comes to mind.

There is obviously money in it.  :fuelfire:
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