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Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« on: September 28, 2010, 01:44:54 PM »


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A couple engaging in some “afternoon delight” under a tree at a Good to Go convenience store on Fort Myers Beach were charged with indecent exposure Saturday.

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If nothing else, they certainly were good to go.
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 01:48:40 PM »
Ahhhhhhh! Good To Go is the name of the store! Just cannot make this stuff up :lmao: Funny bijou!
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 02:10:12 PM »
Why, oh why, can't they be somewhat good looking...just once?  :banghead:
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010, 02:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 28, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
Why, oh why, can't they be somewhat good looking...just once?  :banghead:

Uhhh, because they're from Flori-duh, where northeastern liberals go to die?
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2010, 02:13:03 PM »
I'm assuming the top one is a female, but it looks like a tranny.
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2010, 02:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 28, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
Why, oh why, can't they be somewhat good looking...just once?  :banghead:
Because if they were , you would have to pay for it, porn! Otherwise it is just criminal!
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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010, 04:11:01 PM »
Those two look like they came from Bum Fight, and, yes, I think the top one is a Tranny.   :o
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Florida couple charged with having sex outside convenience store (spork advised)
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2010, 06:43:58 PM »
Well, with that much ugly working, I guess you have to strike while the...uh... shall we say, the iron is hot and the beer googles are still working. 
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