It's almost like a real church, but without morals.
Kind of like The Hive.
They have their own...
Messiah -Barack Obama
Heaven - a total Nanny State
Satan - anyone who make more money than they
Hell - self-reliance
Apostles - Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, Keith Olbermann, Jon Stewart, Mike Malloy, et al
Holy books - Das Kapital, Rules For Radicals, A People's History Of The United States
Houses of worship - the Liberal blogosphere
Sacrament - abortion
Prayers - LTTEs, protest marches
Apostates - David Horowitz, Dennis Miller