Ok my fellow sociopaths, here we go...
As we all know, the fifth season kicks off tonight, and at the risk of coming off like some egocentric douchebag, I thought it might be neato to have a new thread dedicated to talking about this season's storyline. There's been a considerable amount of chatter on various blogs recently about whether or not this will be the show's final season, based in large part on the ad campaign Showtime launched a short while ago. Understandably, the "Guilt Can Be A Killer" tagline and the season preview trailer seem to hint that because Dexter is blaming himself for Rita's murder at the hands of Trinity, he may perhaps be subconsciously setting himself up to be either caught or killed, especially since he appears to be getting further and further away from the "Code of Harry."
Now, I'm kind of between a rock and a loaded pistol here. Yes, it's been exceedingly frustrating having to leave my friends in the dark about Dexter, and as the show has grown in popularity, this frustration has sometimes bordered on madness. Fortunately however, everyone (including you wonderful maniacs here at the Cave) have been terrific in understanding that if ANYONE associated with a television series - from the lead actor to the lowest gofer - ever leaked so much as a minor plot point, said offender would find themselves on unemployment,
in perpetuity, within
milliseconds.
But, I would love the opportunity to chat about the show as this season unfolds, and as long as we don't piss off the people who buy the food for my dog, I think this could be fun, no?
So, the old lady and I are obliged to attend a premier viewing party tonight at work, although we'd much rather stay home, pan fry a couple of steaks, cut open a few blood oranges and reminisce about our old friends down by the waterfront. Those of you who watch the show will no doubt get the reference.

PS - About that "season preview" trailer...keep in mind that the show is told from two perspectives (plenty of really smart people sometimes forget that): Dexter's and the Miami PD's, and that while we all know that Trinity has gone on to bigger and better things (namely, having his ass used as Satan's umbrella stand), the cops still think he's out there.
Ok. Time for me to shut up now.
