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Absolute Worst Date Ever
« on: September 24, 2010, 10:03:23 PM »
It's Friday night and I'm bored for some strange reason.  Forget that my kids are out on dates and my hubby is sleeping. :whatever:  Heh, heh.
Anyway, what is the worst date you were ever on?

For me, I was a high school sophomore who went on a "pity date" with an acne covered dude one inch taller than me (I don't even make it to 5'2").  We went to see Space Odyssey 2001 and he kept trying to hold my hand.  I refused to let him kiss me goodnight.
Damn, I am such a bitch. Saw him on Facebook recently and he looked better and had a family.
I really was a bitch, but I was 14, what can I say?

OK, I hate myself, but it really was the worst date of my life.  I refuse to disclose the details of the BEST date of my life though. :naughty:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 10:06:15 PM »
It would have to be a double date with my friend, his girlfriend, and some other girl that was 100% completely against the idea.  We went mini-golfing which was great except she showed up in a bad mood and it only got worse after she tripped and fell, scraping her knees and hands in the process.  Who wears a miniskirt and heels to mini golf?

Too bad.  She was absolutely smokin'.  6'1 with boobs and butt out to here.  I felt bad.. I wanted her to have a good time.  Apparently she had other ideas.  I had fun.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 10:12:19 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 24, 2010, 10:06:15 PM
It would have to be a double date with my friend, his girlfriend, and some other girl that was 100% completely against the idea.  We went mini-golfing which was great except she showed up in a bad mood and it only got worse after she tripped and fell, scraping her knees and hands in the process.  Who wears a miniskirt and heels to mini golf?

Too bad.  She was absolutely smokin'.  6'1 with boobs and butt out to here.  I felt bad.. I wanted her to have a good time.  Apparently she had other ideas.  I had fun.

I'm betting her falling in a miniskirt helped you have fun, you sly fox, you. :rotf:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 10:14:17 PM »
I didn't get within five feet of her.  Honestly, I felt bad when she tripped and fell.  It wasn't pretty.

I'm sure she's happily married by now.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 10:15:42 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 24, 2010, 10:14:17 PM
I didn't get within five feet of her.  Honestly, I felt bad when she tripped and fell.  It wasn't pretty.

I'm sure she's happily married by now.

No doubt.  Too bad you didn't even get a peek though. :uhsure:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2010, 01:01:40 AM »
Mine was with the football "star" between a break up of my husband (then boyfriend) and me. He went on to be a big shot football player with OU but was a total dork of a date. He gave me his OU football jersey (year 1985) but i gave it back to him. He was hot though. Funny thing, he was the most boring date ever but bothers my husband the most out of everyone i have dated to this day.

I am drunk by the way, please excuse my typos.  :p 
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 01:42:37 AM »
Mid-boink she answered the phone
I win
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 01:43:17 AM »
January 13th 1705, worst date ever
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 06:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 25, 2010, 01:42:37 AM
Mid-boink she answered the phone
I win


Ouch.  Yeah, you win. 
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2010, 06:15:34 AM »
Date with one of my "good" friends who when he got me alone in his car sprouted 8 more hands and actually delivered the line "Oh come on, you know you want it!"
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 07:06:35 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on September 25, 2010, 06:15:34 AM
Date with one of my "good" friends who when he got me alone in his car sprouted 8 more hands and actually delivered the line "Oh come on, you know you want it!"

I must have gone out with his brother!

First "date" as a college freshman. I was 17, this reallllly cute freshman guy on the football team asked me out to a concert at the Student Union. We hadn't been at the concert for 10 minutes, and he said "let's go back to my dorm room, now".

I was like, Huh? We had just WALKED 3/4 mi to get to the concert!!

I every so brilliantly asked "why would we go back to your room?", and his reply was "go to bed of course, what do you think?"  :o :o :o

We went back to the dorm, all right! Me to my room, and him to wherever. I don't think he ever spoke to me again....even though we had a class together. I was soooooooo naive.  :thatsright:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 08:22:37 AM »
When I was a senior in high school, me and a buddy were supposed to double-date to a Dodgers game. My buddy showed up alone, his girlfriend couldn't make it. We went to pick up my date (this chick I had been infatuated with all year), and she wasn't home. Her parents said she had gone to church. (It was a Saturday, and her church had services on Sunday.) So we waited parked out on the curb in front of her house. After a little bit, I see her car turn the corner, her and her best friend in it, and then swerve wildly back out of the turn and head out like a bat out of hell. I guess she saw us parked there.

So me and my buddy went to the Dodger game without dates. We had a decent time though. Somehow my buddy scored us some beers.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 08:49:51 AM »
Just turned 17 and fresh out of high school I had my first college age date. It was a double date with a couple I knew from home. They had made the arrangements. Girl was French and a couple years older. I was a perfect gentleman, opened the back door for her...went around to the other side and got in. She slid across the backseat like a rocket and grabbed me by my 'manhood'....scared the hell out of me....I fought her all night long.....and won.

Funny thing is, I spent the rest of my life looking for another woman like her.... :rotf:
No luck.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 09:17:13 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 25, 2010, 01:43:17 AM
January 13th 1705, worst date ever
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Quote from: mamacags on September 25, 2010, 06:15:34 AM
Date with one of my "good" friends who when he got me alone in his car sprouted 8 more hands and actually delivered the line "Oh come on, you know you want it!"
:rotf:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2010, 09:22:10 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 25, 2010, 01:42:37 AM
Mid-boink she answered the phone
I win

You do win, although maybe we should name you The Biggest Loser. :lmao:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2010, 09:24:28 AM »
Quote from: BEG on September 25, 2010, 01:01:40 AM
Mine was with the football "star" between a break up of my husband (then boyfriend) and me. He went on to be a big shot football player with OU but was a total dork of a date. He gave me his OU football jersey (year 1985) but i gave it back to him. He was hot though. Funny thing, he was the most boring date ever but bothers my husband the most out of everyone i have dated to this day.

I am drunk by the way, please excuse my typos.  :p 

My theory is the hotter a dude or chick is, the less they feel they need to work on their personalities. :p  Not always the case, of course.  But how many times does one hear "He/She has got a great personality" when he/she is mindblowingly fine.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2010, 09:25:31 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on September 25, 2010, 01:43:17 AM
January 13th 1705, worst date ever

1705?!
Somethin' else you wanna share?  Like, do you drink blood and avoid the sun? :tongue: :rotf:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2010, 09:26:43 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on September 25, 2010, 06:15:34 AM
Date with one of my "good" friends who when he got me alone in his car sprouted 8 more hands and actually delivered the line "Oh come on, you know you want it!"

Young men go through an octopus phase sometimes.
Sheesh, what a jerk.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2010, 09:27:59 AM »
Quote from: debk on September 25, 2010, 07:06:35 AM
I must have gone out with his brother!

First "date" as a college freshman. I was 17, this reallllly cute freshman guy on the football team asked me out to a concert at the Student Union. We hadn't been at the concert for 10 minutes, and he said "let's go back to my dorm room, now".

I was like, Huh? We had just WALKED 3/4 mi to get to the concert!!

I every so brilliantly asked "why would we go back to your room?", and his reply was "go to bed of course, what do you think?"  :o :o :o

We went back to the dorm, all right! Me to my room, and him to wherever. I don't think he ever spoke to me again....even though we had a class together. I was soooooooo naive.  :thatsright:

Another jerk.  Yikes.
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2010, 09:28:49 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on September 25, 2010, 08:22:37 AM
When I was a senior in high school, me and a buddy were supposed to double-date to a Dodgers game. My buddy showed up alone, his girlfriend couldn't make it. We went to pick up my date (this chick I had been infatuated with all year), and she wasn't home. Her parents said she had gone to church. (It was a Saturday, and her church had services on Sunday.) So we waited parked out on the curb in front of her house. After a little bit, I see her car turn the corner, her and her best friend in it, and then swerve wildly back out of the turn and head out like a bat out of hell. I guess she saw us parked there.

So me and my buddy went to the Dodger game without dates. We had a decent time though. Somehow my buddy scored us some beers.

Hey, at least you and your buddy got some liquid refreshments. :cheersmate:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2010, 09:30:08 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2010, 08:49:51 AM
Just turned 17 and fresh out of high school I had my first college age date. It was a double date with a couple I knew from home. They had made the arrangements. Girl was French and a couple years older. I was a perfect gentleman, opened the back door for her...went around to the other side and got in. She slid across the backseat like a rocket and grabbed me by my 'manhood'....scared the hell out of me....I fought her all night long.....and won.

Funny thing is, I spent the rest of my life looking for another woman like her.... :rotf:
No luck.

Speaking of "manhood", if you know what's good for you, you'll stay far, far away from romance novels.  Manhood is a very tame description of what you guys got going on down there. :popcorn:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2010, 09:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 25, 2010, 09:30:08 AM
Speaking of "manhood", if you know what's good for you, you'll stay far, far away from romance novels.  Manhood is a very tame description of what you guys got going on down there. :popcorn:


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 :popcorn: :-) :naughty:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2010, 09:57:15 AM »
Quote from: debk on September 25, 2010, 09:37:56 AM

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 :popcorn: :-) :naughty:

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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2010, 11:36:22 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 25, 2010, 09:26:43 AM
Young men go through an octopus phase sometimes.
Sheesh, what a jerk.

I must have missed that phase.

Fortunately I've never had a bad date that I can remember. Might have something to do with the fact I haven't gone on many in my life...  :thatsright:
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Re: Absolute Worst Date Ever
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2010, 11:55:45 AM »
A roommate and his girlfriend decided to set me up with some bimbo friend of hers, with whom I had nothing in common (Including language, she was German and let us say not exactly a Gymnasium candidate for those familiar with what that means, though I spoke German well enough to get around decently for most purposes). Also I might add without checking to see if I was interested first.  On top of that she was at best a C+ on th bod and a C- on the face and hair even with beer goggles.  Dismal experience.

My old mentor, MSG Wood, our BN Master Gunner, a few months before had told me a tale about a troop he'd known who had gone through the ranks and been commissioned in OCS, whose Colonel was trying to fix him up with a homely daughter to marry her off.  The young officer normally behaved himself, but got pretty plastered at some dining-in (Which in those days were basically drunken revels instead of the PC modern version) and told the Colonel "Sir, with all due respect, I'll pick my own pigs, thank you!"  :lmao:

So that's what I told my roomie afterward.   :-)   
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