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primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« on: September 24, 2010, 09:23:48 AM »
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts)     Fri Sep-24-10 10:17 AM
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Replace the Capitol's indoor plumbing with Chamber Pots

If chamber pots were good enough for the Founding Father's they should be good enough for our current legislators.

Having flies buzzing around your head while your doing your duty has a way of encouraging thoughts of civic improvement and more efficient ways of eliminating waste.

And maybe if our representatives were forced to use chamber pots at work the Democrats would remember where their balls are and Republicans would learn to smell their own shit.

New campfire, just lit.  No primitives have spotted it yet.
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 09:26:36 AM »
OK, the DU has officially gone insane, how embarrassing.
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 09:34:11 AM »
Or maybe congress will learn the folly of having people 3,000 miles away try and micro-manage your life according to what they believe to be in your best interests according to their ideology.
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 09:54:06 AM »
I'm surprised the DUmmie even mentioned the Founding Fathers!!
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 11:20:59 AM »
Quote from: true_blood on September 24, 2010, 09:54:06 AM
I'm surprised the DUmmie even mentioned the Founding Fathers!!

It's always in some failed 'intellectual exercise' like this one.  If the DUmmies are limiting Congress to chamber pots, I say we make them correspond by mail and travel by horse.  The place would grind to a halt, which is fine by me.
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »
I have a better idea! How 'bout we get them to stop subsidizing "chamber pots" with urine in them, sportin' the crucifix?

'Spose we could start there DUmbass??????????
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 04:47:17 PM »
Nawh, just build a single one holer 2 blocks down the street....let 'em walk a little, then we can close that fancy gym they have.
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 09:02:47 PM »
Here is a idea on redoing DC get out all the Rats and Rino's that would make it have a great start
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 04:39:28 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on September 24, 2010, 09:02:47 PM
Here is a idea on redoing DC get out all the Rats and Rino's that would make it have a great start

Kill all the Lawyers....
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2010, 05:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Randy on September 25, 2010, 04:39:28 AM
Kill all the Lawyers....

Do it tonight.    :evillaugh:  

Don Henley may be a f'n leftist, but I LOVE "Get Over It".   :-)

I've been of the opinion since I was 15 that the problem with Washington DC was too many f'n lawyers.

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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 05:20:50 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 25, 2010, 05:03:05 AM
Do it tonight.    :evillaugh:  

Don Henley may be a f'n leftist, but I LOVE "Get Over It".   :-)

I've been of the opinion since I was 15 that the problem with Washington DC was too many f'n lawyers.

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I love the Eagles, and Henley's solo stuff.  Why is it that I seem to like music written by leftists? :o :banghead: :whatever:
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 06:44:03 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2010, 05:20:50 AM
 Why is it that I seem to like music written by leftists? :o :banghead: :whatever:

It's the poetry of the lyrics.  :-) :rotf: :innocent:
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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 07:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Randy on September 25, 2010, 06:44:03 AM
It's the poetry of the lyrics.  :-) :rotf: :innocent:

Ya might be onto something . . .

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Re: primitive wants to redo Washington, D.C. plumbing
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 10:41:19 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 24, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
It's always in some failed 'intellectual exercise' like this one.  If the DUmmies are limiting Congress to chamber pots, I say we make them correspond by mail and travel by horse.  The place would grind to a halt, which is fine by me.
Very true brother. Very true. :cheersmate:
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