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Offline franksolich

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sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« on: September 24, 2010, 08:56:52 AM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 08:16 PM
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I have long held that we are better off with a majority that includes Blue Dogs than . . . . . . 

. . . . being a minority and not controlling committees.

I am no longer so comfortable in that thinking.

We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.

There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings.

There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.

There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.

There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER.

We now hold all three branches and STILL we get nothing for our majority.

The repubicans have provided a Ph.D. level education of how to lead from the back of the parade. Maybe we're better biting the bullet now, casting off the Blue Dogs, and working to get real Democrats elected.

Or maybe not. I have this very strong "**** 'em" streak of real antipathy toward the Blue Dogs who have, in actual fact, ****ed US at every chance.

It's a very large campfire; one has to admit the sparkling husband primitive draws well.

Anyway, while I was reading the sparkling husband primitive's comments, I got this "picture" in the mind of the sparkling husband primitive, robed in vestments, speaking from a high pulpit.

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FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 09:06 PM
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12. Advocating for Democrats to lose and for Republicans to get the majority makes you different from conservatives how?

and why should that be allowed at DU, 39 days before an election?

As for you getting "Nothing" for our majority......

That would be relative, and your nothing, may be another person's life being saved. But it is good to know that you can afford to "Bite the bullet", because there are some that cannot. But they probably don't count in your book, as you thought hard about what "you" are "comfortable" with.

How Liberal of you!

That's how the Right think too. They don't give a shit about anything but how whatever is going on impacts them personally, and if it doesn't....then **** it, they don't mind biting the bullet.

That's why they don't want unemployment insurance; cause they have jobs or don't need one.

That's why they don't give a shit about who might need Welfare, cause they have money to get by.

That's why they don't give a shit about immigration, cause they ain't immigrants.

That's why they don't care about the uninsured; cause they've got insurance.

That's why they don't care about college being more affordable; cause their kids are too stupid to go. That's why they don't care about anything other than whatever directly affects them....because anything other than that, to them too, it's nothing.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 09:12 PM
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15. When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography . . .   

. . . it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

YMMV

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FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 09:20 PM
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18. I understand......You are comfortable biting the bullet, and that is why you can advocate against us keeping the majority....

I've got it.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 09:32 PM
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23. Bleat statimus cranialitude fribeaticus homous. Trygerilt politentius dunkilty. Hektert . . . . . . 

. . . . fibernum, freeterp twitty repcilup tro dubbadec temes.

The above's the most sense the sparkling husband primitive's ever made in his life, at least his married life.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 09:05:04 AM »
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Maybe we're better biting the bullet now, casting off the Blue Dogs, and working to get real Democrats elected.

You mean Progressives should do something like a Tea Party movement?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 09:08:53 AM »
Hey everybody, ookla at inkySta The ownCla, he knows pig latin.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 12:42:59 PM »
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FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 09:06 PM
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12. Advocating for Democrats to lose and for Republicans to get the majority makes you different from conservatives how?
It appears he at least has the intelligence of a toad stool, unlike yourself! What part of we're broke, do you not understand?
and why should that be allowed at DU, 39 days before an election?
To my knowledge, it's not and will soon be circling down the memory hole!
As for you getting "Nothing" for our majority......

That would be relative, and your nothing, may be another person's life being saved. But it is good to know that you can afford to "Bite the bullet", because there are some that cannot. But they probably don't count in your book, as you thought hard about what "you" are "comfortable" with.
How 'bout they "bite the bullet", as you call it, and get a damned job instead of spongin' off the rest of us?
How Liberal of you!
we are talkin' Stinky Finger here aren't we? Yer kiddin', right
That's how the Right think too. They don't give a shit about anything but how whatever is going on impacts them personally, and if it doesn't....then **** it, they don't mind biting the bullet.
You really are a DUmbass, aren't ya? Where do ya get this shit? We don't mind at all helpin' someone who actually needs the help. Runnin' outa weed, don't count!
That's why they don't want unemployment insurance; cause they have jobs or don't need one.
Ya know, I think 2 frikkin' years of "I don't have to find a job", is plenty!!!!!!!
That's why they don't give a shit about who might need Welfare, cause they have money to get by.
And I have less and less thanks to asshats like you who want to tell me how much I should have!
That's why they don't give a shit about immigration, cause they ain't immigrants.
My ancestors came over on the Mayflower, asshole! Yours, were more than likely jerked off on a stump and the sun hatched 'em!
That's why they don't care about the uninsured; cause they've got insurance.
Now there, your just ****in' wrong! Because of your Messiah, my COBRA is so expensive I can't afford it any longer!
That's why they don't care about college being more affordable; cause their kids are too stupid to go. That's why they don't care about anything other than whatever directly affects them....because anything other than that, to them too, it's nothing.
I'll match the intelligence of my kids up against yours any day, you DUmbass SOBin' elitist puke! I'll bet you and yours can't even change the spark plugs in your Prius!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 01:16:36 PM »
From the thread.  Class envy is such an ugly thing.  A little rant from flyarm.

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flyarm  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-24-10 01:52 PM
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94. yeah? how is it working our for the 15 million unemployed? I know how it is working out  
for the wall street boys, and the banksters and AGI , Citicorp boys & the UBS crooks and the CEO's of Comcast..they all got their bonus's..I know, because some of them are my neighbors
 No, they're not you liar.  Neighborhoods of mansions don't have hovels stuck in the middle of them.
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..they are doing just fine! They even give out invitations to their weekly cocktail parties..with caterers, florists and all..and if you are really lucky you get to ride around on their Yachts ..parked at their mansion Beach homes..with magnum's of champagne flowing and the ever present martini's, while they laugh at you!
 No, what you're hearing is us over here laughing at you.  Oh, and BTW, you don't "park" a boat, idiot.
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They just don't happen to be the company I care to keep. I just keep fighting for those without the Yachts and mansion beach homes..You know the people who don't care enough, to care about themselves.
 Nobody's buying that selfless philanthropist crap from you.  You want the martinis.  

BTW, that thread is interminable, and makes no sense.  Headache-inducing.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 01:45:25 PM »
From the thread.  Class envy is such an ugly thing.  A little rant from flyarm.
  No, they're not you liar.  Neighborhoods of mansions don't have hovels stuck in the middle of them.  No, what you're hearing is us over here laughing at you.  Oh, and BTW, you don't "park" a boat, idiot.   Nobody's buying that selfless philanthropist crap from you.  You want the martinis. 

BTW, that thread is interminable, and makes no sense.  Headache-inducing.

If FlyArm lives in a cardboard box, she's, ( I think it's close to female, anyway ), gettin more than I would give her, given a choice!!

Talk about one that needs to be shipped off to Mehico, Cuba or Iran!!!!!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 01:47:59 PM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-23-10 08:16 PM
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...blahblahblahyammeryammerblahblahblah...

We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.

There was not one official minute of testimony (Rinse, wash, repeat several times...or sing it as a round)

You would think that might give him an inkling of just how much substance there really is to any of the bogus talking point issues he rattles off, but apparently he isn't really all that smart...
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 05:45:36 PM »
It seems stinky has realized something that several libs have already woken up to. It is much easier to lob stones at political leaders than to have to do the leading.. And as for that bit about electing liberals who will follow the DU playbook -- that will never happen, and stinky knows it.

Liberals are entitlement minded. They just don't have the stuff to do the work necessary to become the leadership they want. The TEA party on the other hand -- HUNDREDS of political neophytes running for offices all over the country - people who got fed up and decided to become 'the change we have been waiting for' (sorry Obama  :tongue: )

So, they whine on messageboards.
they post a few snarky comments.
they pat each other on the back for things that never get accomplished.

Stinky - this is no way to get a liberal TEA party going, as I am sure you have figured out from the spectacular failure of the Coffee and AntiTEA parties... not to mention your very own DUAC.

You are a bunch of self-centered, entitlement seeking slobs who are no longer capable of doing the work necessary to change your own lives. And until that changes, you will not be in the 'driver's seat' of anything regardless of your numbers. And the world is a better place because of it.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 05:56:26 PM »
You would think that might give him an inkling of just how much substance there really is to any of the bogus talking point issues he rattles off, but apparently he isn't really all that smart...

It is a bizarre mindset that forces one to believe the unbelievable and shore it up with even less believable forces existing to deny personal vengeance and satisfaction.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 09:44:17 PM »
I have finally figured out the identity of the cat that Stinky shares a basement with.
Frenchie, don't hog the shitter and quit rubbing on the cardboard cutout of Zer0.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 11:05:41 PM »
I have finally figured out the identity of the cat that Stinky shares a basement with.
Frenchie, don't hog the shitter and quit rubbing on the cardboard cutout of Zer0.

Sick, ain't it? A grown man, masturbating to a cardboard cut-out!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive doesn't like turquoise dogs
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 11:17:25 PM »
Sick, ain't it? A grown man, masturbating to a cardboard cut-out!

FrenchieRat is a female, but I'm betting she and Stinky have a fight over the Zer0 blow up doll. :uhsure:
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