O'Bumbler didn't absorb shit! He's not anything close to American either, at least in my definition of the word!
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And while it's on my mind, I want a Pres with an American name, too! Somethin' like John, or Lyndon, Gerald, or yes, even Jimmah, or Bill! Of course, George or Ronald always works, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack? Hussien? Obama??????????? Not so much!!!!!!!!!!!!