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DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« on: September 20, 2010, 10:03:05 PM »
Figured I'd check out the fever swamp to see what inevitable vileness they'd puke up regarding Bristol Palin's debut on DWTS.

As always, the vermin do not disappoint:


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live love laugh  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-20-10 09:03 PM
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Ugh. Brist(le) Failin now on Dancing w/the Stars. W-H-Y? nt

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=9170991&mesg_id=9170991

Actually, I thought she was kinda hot. Not nearly as stiff as she was billed to be.


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PBS Poll-435  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Mon Sep-20-10 09:11 PM
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1. She won Uterus of the Year - 2008
   
I for one am grateful for her and wish her well on DWS.

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Electric Monk  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Mon Sep-20-10 09:20 PM
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"Mama told me not to cum, that ain't the way to have fun, no"
   
I laughed, fwiw.


Now go away, Bristol.

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chillspike  Donating Member  (478 posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Mon Sep-20-10 09:17 PM
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7. So much for keeping her kids out of the public eye
   
Edited on Mon Sep-20-10 09:18 PM by chillspike
Palin to media: Leave my kids alone

pfft.

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Bitwit1234  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Mon Sep-20-10 09:17 PM
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8. I too watched this for the first time
   
I felt embarrassed for her. It wasn't that she didn't do the steps correctly, she was just stiff and had no life. She was also a little overweight. And didn't I see and read some place that she was not going to wear a skimpy outfit. all the pics of her were in that long icky looking gown.

She looked sweet, and yes, she did show some thigh.

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bushisanidiot  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Mon Sep-20-10 09:18 PM
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10. Because her mom has hot legs. That's the only reason anyone knows who Bristol is.
   
It's the only reason McCreepy picked her to lose with him against Obama. The old man knew he was going down and he wanted eye candy to tour the country with while he failed.

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16. i'm watching paint dry

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20. Gawker: Watch Bristol Palin's Grody DWTS Debut
   
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"Bristol Palin made her long-awaited Dancing with the Stars debut tonight. She danced the Cha-Cha-Cha! She did not do it well! Yes, it turns out Palin is about as good at dancing as she is at using contraception. Watch inside.

Here's video of Palin's routine, during which she appeared frightened and frumpy around the stage like an unlovely lady lump, shook her finger at somebody, and—yeah, that's about it."

http://tv.gawker.com/5643367/watch-bristol-palins-grody...

(video at link)

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29. she looks preggers again in that red dress!

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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 10:17:33 PM »
Only got through the first four posts of those vile ****ers.
Half the time I can't get the smilies to work, or I'd've posted the pissing one.
Damn asshole DUmmies would get their thongs in a wad if we started dissing Sasha or Malia.  Who, BTW, have my sincere condolences for their parents.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 10:57:17 PM »
I loves me some liberal tolerance and good spirit. 
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 11:03:56 PM »
I'm watching Bristol perform right now.

Her outfit is amazing.  She looks absolutely gorgeous.  The red dress looks fabulous on her as well.  I don't think I could fit into that spicy little number.  Congrats to Bristol for pulling it off.

Jealousy is ugly.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 11:06:18 PM »
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She was also a little overweight.

It's called baby weight.  It's quite difficult to get rid of.  Since my baby was born (almost 15 months ago) I've only lost 10lbs.  That fat the baby leaves behind is a PITA to get rid of.  Leave the poor girl alone.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 12:04:22 AM »
Could they have paired her with a smaller dude?
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2010, 12:29:29 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 20, 2010, 11:03:56 PM
I'm watching Bristol perform right now.

Her outfit is amazing.  She looks absolutely gorgeous.  The red dress looks fabulous on her as well.  I don't think I could fit into that spicy little number.  Congrats to Bristol for pulling it off.

Jealousy is ugly.

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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2010, 06:10:29 AM »
Maybe the green eyed monster of jelousy is coming out because they don't have anyone from their side damn Bristol is got to stay in longer I will keep voting for her to make more of their heads explode
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 08:50:55 AM »
Were there any comments about radical Margaret Cho in that thread?
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2010, 10:15:41 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 20, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
It's called baby weight.  It's quite difficult to get rid of.  Since my baby was born (almost 15 months ago) I've only lost 10lbs.  That fat the baby leaves behind is a PITA to get rid of.  Leave the poor girl alone.

She was one of the better dancers out there among the non-pros, and that's a fact. Not saying much in week 1 with a non-ringer, but she was very watchable and, if I recall correctly, got a technique compliment from Len, I think (about some thing about her knee flexing, something even the pros have trouble with, he said).

This is one of the few shows that Mrs. Godot and I can watch together, btw.

Let me guess--were the DUmors saying how wonderful the god-awful (and completely unfunny as a comedienne) Margaret Cho was?


Florence Henderson was pretty good, IMO. Much better than I expected she'd be.

The only guy who didn't embarrass himself was Kyle Massey.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2010, 10:35:58 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on September 21, 2010, 06:10:29 AM
Maybe the green eyed monster of jelousy is coming out because they don't have anyone from their side damn Bristol is got to stay in longer I will keep voting for her to make more of their heads explode

I did the same thing, LL! If Bristol Palin hadn't been in I'd have voted for Jennifer Grey, who was very good, but I'm staying with voting for B Palin just to stick it to the libs. I was doing the same for Tom DeLay last year before his toe injuries took him out.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2010, 10:41:51 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on September 21, 2010, 10:35:58 AM
I did the same thing, LL! If Bristol Palin hadn't been in I'd have voted for Jennifer Grey, who was very good, but I'm staying with voting for B Palin just to stick it to the libs. I was doing the same for Tom DeLay last year before his toe injuries took him out.

I mentioned in another thread that the old lady and I voted 24 times for Bristol, and will continue to do so as long as the primitives continue to encourage us to do so with their pissing and moaning.

We usually throw all of our votes behind Derek Hough, but it seems he and Jennifer Grey have nothing to worry about this season....just yet.

Favortie moments from last night:

That kid Kyle was ridiculously fun to watch, and we laughed our asses off when Florence Henderson lifted her shirt, exposing her midriff, and ribbed that idiot, "the Situation."  :rotf:
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2010, 10:58:56 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on September 21, 2010, 08:50:55 AM
Were there any comments about radical Margaret Cho in that thread?

I was wondering if there would be any derisive comments about Kurt Warner.  Ya' know, since he's an outspoken Christian and all.

I thought my sanity would be better to NOT look for Palin or Warner comments.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2010, 05:17:31 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 20, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
It's called baby weight.  It's quite difficult to get rid of.  Since my baby was born (almost 15 months ago) I've only lost 10lbs.  That fat the baby leaves behind is a PITA to get rid of.  Leave the poor girl alone.

I am still attempting to blame my 23-year old son for my extra poundage.  But since I weigh 20 lbs more than I did after he was born in 1987, for some strange reason my family laughs at me.  Laughs, I tells ya.

Well, grandbaby was born almost 2 years ago so I'm gonna try to blame him now. :innocent:
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2010, 05:55:46 PM »
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Florence Henderson was pretty good, IMO. Much better than I expected she'd be.

I think Florence has a portrait somewhere up in her attic. 
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2010, 05:56:26 PM »
I think you might be right.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2010, 07:16:59 PM »
Hey DUmmies, don't be hating because your spouses look like fat slobs that eat a bag of cheetos a day and don't exercise.
Plus, she's a real woman because she had her child and didn't have an abortion like most of DUmmies condone. :bird:
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2010, 08:20:16 PM »
The libs can complain about how "fat" Bristol is all they want.  DWTS is a good exercise program.  I bet Bristol will be down to 110-115lbs by the end of the season if she's working out when she's not practicing the dance moves.
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Re: DUmp Delivers on Bristol's Boogie
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2010, 09:12:57 PM »
Bristolwas so cute tonight when she found out she went on to dance another week. Lets keep the votes coming in for her she deserves to win
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