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Offline Ptarmigan

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Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« on: September 19, 2010, 08:59:05 PM »
Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY bunnies to her ever expanding menagerie
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 2:02 PM on 17th September 2010

Paris Hilton is a self-confessed softie when it comes to anything furry and four legged.

The socialite has a huge collection of pets stationed around the country at her various homes and just keeps adding to their swelling ranks.

Her most recent addition? Twenty - yes, twenty - rabbits.

The Daily Mail-Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY bunnies to her ever expanding menagerie

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Paris Hilton is a bunny lover. Not that I ever liked her. More reasons to hate her now. She is colluding with the sodomite bunnies. Bunnies are planning on world domination. They are using Hollywood to brainwash humans. They are behind the New World Order and One World Government. Bunnies want to enslave humans.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 09:08:05 PM »
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 09:09:54 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 19, 2010, 09:08:05 PM


Bunnies are planning to round up humans and kill us all. Humans are not even fighting back. Boy, do I think humans are doomed.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 09:21:24 PM »
Shut up, fag.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 10:28:14 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 19, 2010, 09:21:24 PM
Shut up, fag.

You calling moi a fag? Are you accusing me of being Fred Phelps?
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 10:41:59 PM »
She has animals in her various homes across the country.  Who takes care of them?  Ms. Hilton cannot take care of all of those animals, in separate homes, while being busted for cocaine possession in Las Vegas.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 03:18:46 AM »
Maybe she's planning a big cook-off and needs something to hold the ptarmigan stuffing.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 10:34:22 AM »
After see her video, I think she likes sodomy.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 02:51:23 PM »
Twenty rabbits...yes, that would work nicely to keep me in young rabbit fryers on a regular basis for several years...
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 12:57:19 PM »
That chick parties.
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2010, 01:05:18 PM »
she is a dirty dirty sodomite loving whore!!!!!
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 01:26:25 PM »
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Her most recent addition? Twenty - yes, twenty - rabbits.
I bet by now it is 40 rabbits :-)
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2010, 01:31:51 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on September 23, 2010, 01:05:18 PM
she is a dirty dirty sodomite loving whore!!!!!

Ptarmy's puppet outs himself.  :-)
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Re: Is Paris building a zoo? Ms Hilton adds TWENTY Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2010, 01:48:19 PM »
Just lending a hand.  When the topic is dumb skanks that should be sent to Siberia I am all about lending a hand.
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