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Offline Odin's Hand

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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2010, 07:56:35 AM »
Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2010, 08:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on September 19, 2010, 07:56:35 AM
Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...

Since nobody watches/listens to the MSM, did anybody really notice? 
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »
And they all miss the obvious.  The Tea Partiers are out knocking doors.  How many lazy libs have knocked on her door?

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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2010, 09:54:59 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 18, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2010, 10:09:06 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 18, 2010, 11:34:50 PM
:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:

Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...

1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2010, 11:50:46 AM »
This is my favorite part:
The woman turned to walk away. I grabbed ahold of my dog by the collar, opened my door and said "Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."

She left without even saying goodbye.

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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 19, 2010, 10:09:06 AM
Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...

1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
4) Winnahz!!!!!

 :tongue:I don't do chariot rides.
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2010, 12:32:57 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on September 19, 2010, 09:54:59 AM
:lmao: There's your third H5.

Sniff, I feel so special. :-)
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2010, 04:44:21 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 18, 2010, 07:56:27 PM


bunch of drooling tards...

OWNED!!!!!!
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2010, 07:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 19, 2010, 05:54:08 AM
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2010, 08:46:36 AM »
She is a racist bitch.  Even if I were one of them over there, this story would leave a bad taste in my mouth.  Barking, aggressive dogs vs. a black person?  I'm with you NHSpark, this has shades of Alabama, and kansas really should have known this when concocting her tale.  Disgraceful. 
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2010, 08:55:46 AM »
In any other circumstance America's leftists would be quick to remind you:

* Using dogs to menace people is a war crime.

* Whites used dogs to chase escaped slaves.

* Whites used dogs to menace civil rights activists.
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2010, 09:03:34 AM »
Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2010, 07:26:03 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 20, 2010, 09:03:34 AM
Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.

Very true Johnny. I feel bad for that dog! :(
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Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2010, 10:19:35 AM »
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10. And this lady was an African American    Updated at 10:14 PM
   
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How dare she leave the plantation!  Doesn't she know the lily white libs know what's best for her?

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