Right now came across this thread. Without reading any of the no doubt reasoned and sane responses of my fellow CCers, let me state unequivocally for the record, IF YOU WANT PERFECTION IN A ****ING CHICKEN, COOK IT YOURSELF. My lazy ass goes to the commissary on Friday afternoons and if dinner inspiration hasn't struck by then, that roasted chicken tit, um, BREAST, looks pretty damn good.
WTH is so difficult about eating chicken someone else cooked, probably purchased at a fair to cheap price, and being a tad bit grateful someone else did the work?
Jeez, the bones of our ancestors are ALL rolling in their graves wondering at the stupidity of our spoiled, ****ed up modern world.