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Offline rustybayonet

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The cannibal
« on: September 16, 2010, 11:20:39 AM »
from e-mail today;

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a

fellow cannibal.
 

 
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      +Tourist:                                                      $5.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

    +Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00

    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"



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 The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery - today is a gift- that's why it's called the "present"

Offline littlelamb

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Re: The cannibal
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 08:54:21 PM »
That was great thanks for it
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.