Fine for back-to-front thong man

[bijou]

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

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If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better. 

[jtyangel]

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

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If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better. 

What WOOD you have them do? 

[bijou]

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

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If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better. 

What WOOD you have them do? 

I don't know, in that situation I'd have to wing it.

[Lord Undies]

Some people get a lot of balls when they are drunk.

[jtyangel]

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

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If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better. 

What WOOD you have them do? 

I don't know, in that situation I'd have to wing it.

LOL

I wonder if the pigeons were taken aback by the presence of a cock? 

[Chris_]

"So whatcha gonna do this afternoon?"

"Oh, just hang out at the park."

 

[asdf2231]

Personally I think the guy got shafted.

[Chris_]

Personally I think the guy got shafted.

...or he has crack issues.