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Offline bijou

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Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« on: September 14, 2010, 11:19:49 AM »
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...The woman, identified by police as Katherine Margaret Watson, entered the store about 5:45 p.m. wearing only a thong, pasties, a “partial” green towel and the whipped cream, Lt. Tory Jacobson said....


Spork time :spork:




Sorry guys, they can't all be crazy and hot
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 11:25:59 AM »
I'll bet those peaks were stiff. Would have to be to deal with all that sporkifying energy.

She was clearly in to have her prescription for Clozapine filled (it's an anti-psychotic med). She got caught up in the moment - either that or she was listening to Herb Alpert's old, old LP of the Tijuana Brass "Whipped Cream".
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 11:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 14, 2010, 11:25:59 AM
I'll bet those peaks were stiff. Would have to be to deal with all that sporkifying energy.

She was clearly in to have her prescription for Clozapine filled (it's an anti-psychotic med). She got caught up in the moment - either that or she was listening to Herb Alpert's old, old LP of the Tijuana Brass "Whipped Cream".
This one says it was done in the name of art. I'd rather look at a velvet Elvis.  :-)
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 11:53:24 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 14, 2010, 11:41:55 AM
This one says it was done in the name of art. I'd rather look at a velvet Elvis.  :-)

Or card-playin', cigar-smokin' dogs.

Art - AKA "the other white meat".

This act of indecency clearly whipped up the good people of Moorhead, ND, into a frenzy.
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 12:15:31 PM »
Moorhead, 'nuff said.  :uhsure:
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 01:21:19 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 14, 2010, 11:19:49 AM



Sorry guys, they can't all be crazy and hot[/url]

What do you mean? :o She doesn't look crazy to me! :mental: :lmao:
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 04:06:39 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 14, 2010, 11:19:49 AM

Spork time :spork:




Sorry guys, they can't all be crazy and hot

Kind of assuming she doesn't measure up to the local Moorhead norm for beauty there, aren't you?

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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 09:27:31 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2010, 04:06:39 PM
Kind of assuming she doesn't measure up to the local Moorhead norm for beauty there, aren't you?

 :evillaugh:

What indecent exposure, she was wearing a thong, a towel, and whipped cream.

So she had an issue with her attire, she must have been melting and that was why she wanted to try out shaving cream ------Anyone can have an attire malfunction, zippers break, buttons pop, whipped cream melts.
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 12:00:07 AM »
You owe me some mind bleach for that image
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Re: Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 12:30:18 AM »
That woman's got some crazy ass eyes that make me shiver... :mental:
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