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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 11:18:42 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
What do you do with a box of glass eyes???? 

Learn to play marbles?
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2010, 11:24:13 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
What do you do with a box of glass eyes???? 
Glue one to the top of each shoulder. When asked about them, simply say, "someone's got their eyes on me."

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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2010, 11:38:22 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on September 14, 2010, 09:44:51 AM
I had a shotgun before I had my first BB rifle.  Can't ever NOT hitting anything I aimed at.

Austin Libtards like this one are reason #1 why I try to stay away from East Texas.

Hey, hey, hey ... Austin is NOT East Texas.  It is Central Texas, thank you very much.

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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2010, 11:44:30 AM »
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What kind of person sits on her back porch with a BB GUN shooting birds??? ARRRG! 

Perhaps one that has a frikkin' garden and the critters are robbin' her blind!!!!!!!!
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2010, 11:48:41 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2010, 11:44:30 AM
Perhaps one that has a frikkin' garden and the critters are robbin' her blind!!!!!!!!
That would make them DUmmy liberal critters then.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2010, 11:52:31 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 14, 2010, 11:18:42 AM
Learn to play marbles?

They aren't round, they are concave.  I was kinda thinking about fashioning some jewelry from them.  :-) I was told that was sick.  But, it doesn't seem right to just chunk em either. 
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
DAT says that, doesn't he? :hi5:

Yeah...except I put "At least" in front of the "Twice!"

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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2010, 11:56:15 AM »
You should be able to do *something* with them.  How about a Newton's Cradle?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNe_pFZrsA&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2010, 11:59:48 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 14, 2010, 11:56:15 AM
You should be able to do *something* with them.  How about a Newton's Cradle?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNe_pFZrsA&feature=related[/youtube]

Good idea, but since they are glass/porcelain, they might break????
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2010, 12:00:24 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2010, 11:53:39 AM
Yeah...except I put "At least" in front of the "Twice!"

 :-)

 :thatsright:

Yeah, I seem to remember that . . . but that just wastes main gun rounds. :tongue:
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2010, 12:24:20 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2010, 12:00:24 PM
:thatsright:

Yeah, I seem to remember that . . . but that just wastes main gun rounds. :tongue:

To each his own...the cost of additional rounds is tiny, compared to the price of underestimating how dead your target is, which can range from coming back empty-handed from the hunt or with a lower score on the range, to your life or your comrades' lives in battle.

Tank main gun rounds are a bit different, they tend to have fairly immediate and catastrophic effects on most things you'd be shooting them at, if you hit at all, but usually the loader has the second one going up the pipe before you even register the fall of the first.  But even with them, you don't lay off the engagement until the threat is dead.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2010, 12:27:18 PM »
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Texasgal  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-12-10 07:15 PM
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I am LIVID!!!  
 My tea-bagging neighbor is outside sitting on her back porch shooting a BB Gun at the squirrels and birds!!!

I have two dogs, one that is blind and elderly that goes outside to use the bathroom. If one of those BB's were to hit my dog, all hell would be breaking loose over here!

I yelled over the fence for her to stop, and she flipped me off!

Things haven't been pleasant since she put a "repeal the bill" and "Rick Perry for Governor" in her yard. I haven't been shitty, but I stopped the pleasantries, waving... saying hello etc. Rick Perry? That was a dealbreaker.

What kind of person sits on her back porch with a BB GUN shooting birds??? ARRRG!  

Who's gonna post it and burn a mole? They'll go ballistic.

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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2010, 12:45:41 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2010, 12:24:20 PM
To each his own...the cost of additional rounds is tiny, compared to the price of underestimating how dead your target is, which can range from coming back empty-handed from the hunt or with a lower score on the range, to your life or your comrades' lives in battle.

Tank main gun rounds are a bit different, they tend to have fairly immediate and catastrophic effects on most things you'd be shooting them at, if you hit at all, but usually the loader has the second one going up the pipe before you even register the fall of the first.  But even with them, you don't lay off the engagement until the threat is dead.

Yep! No gamblin' in enemy removal!
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2010, 01:05:54 PM »
If it'd been me this bitch had called the police to badger over a damned bb gun, you'd better believe I'd be siccing as many city agencies as I could on her. For starters, I'd call the local animal control and tell them she's mistreating her dog. Also call health and hygiene and complain about uncleaned-up dog crap in the back yard. Bring some sunshine into her life.

Plenty of other ways to use city/county agencies to screw someone over. If she has a pool, even a kiddie pool, call and complain about mosquitoes and say you're worried about West Nile. There might even be an ordinance about how close it can be to a fence. Look her property over for department of buildings/transportation violations, eg, cracks in the sidewalk. Cost her some money to re-do concrete.

Make all calls from pay phones and stay anonymous.

There are also far worse things than these you can do, involving city agencies, but I won't go into them here.

Never take shit from neighbors when you're doing nothing but minding your own business. Get even, and then get ahead.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2010, 01:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 14, 2010, 12:27:18 PM
Who's gonna post it and burn a mole? They'll go ballistic.



I implore someone to do this, and post the link for my own personal, and our as a whole, all around hilarity.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2010, 01:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 14, 2010, 11:38:22 AM
Hey, hey, hey ... Austin is NOT East Texas.  It is Central Texas, thank you very much.

KC

See that's what I've never understood about my beloved state.

North Texas University is in Dallas...West Texas University in in the Panhandle just south of Amarillo.

To me Central Texas is Brady...San Angelo...Abilene to me.  Austin...Houston etc is East.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2010, 02:03:25 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on September 14, 2010, 01:25:08 PM
See that's what I've never understood about my beloved state.

North Texas University is in Dallas...West Texas University in in the Panhandle just south of Amarillo.

To me Central Texas is Brady...San Angelo...Abilene to me.  Austin...Houston etc is East.

I've always called it east since I lived in Ft. Worth. Mainly because Austin resembles the upper east coast politically! The place is stacked floor to ceiling with liberals! A rarity in TX.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2010, 02:21:09 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 11:52:31 AM
They aren't round, they are concave.  I was kinda thinking about fashioning some jewelry from them.  :-) I was told that was sick.  But, it doesn't seem right to just chunk em either. 

If you attached them to the bodices of your clothing, you'd probably increase the amount of eye contact with the men you talk to.

 :bolt:  :-)
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2010, 02:26:46 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 14, 2010, 02:21:09 PM
If you attached them to the bodices of your clothing, you'd probably increase the amount of eye contact with the men you talk to.

 :bolt:  :-)

Hardee Har Har.   :whatever:

I did think an eyeball bracelet would be cool. 
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2010, 02:49:25 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on September 14, 2010, 01:25:08 PM
See that's what I've never understood about my beloved state.

North Texas University is in Dallas...West Texas University in in the Panhandle just south of Amarillo.

To me Central Texas is Brady...San Angelo...Abilene to me.  Austin...Houston etc is East.



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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2010, 03:08:34 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
My Uncle got his eye put out by a BB gun.  His buddy shot at a moving train, and it hit my Uncle smack in the eye.  He had a glass eye since the age of 12.  As he grew, he had to get new glass eyes.  I found a box of his old eyes when I was pulling stuff out of the house after Katrina.  What do you do with a box of glass eyes???? 

Since I am in the burbs, I am going shopping for an air rifle to get my squirrels.  If I am heard shooting stuff, I am afraid I will get people shooting back.



I came millimeters away from losing an eye to a BB. I saw it coming, and managed to turn my head enough that it caught the skin on the outside corner of my eye, then it bounced off my ear. I still have a faint scar where that BB grabbed me. I was also about 12 at the time.

I will never forget seeing that BB coming at me. my eye focused on it and I watched it get bigger and bigger very very quickly.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2010, 03:15:45 PM »
My Uncle said he heard the plink when it hit the train, and looked to see what made that sound, and well, that is all she wrote.   
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2010, 03:50:18 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 14, 2010, 03:08:34 PM
I came millimeters away from losing an eye to a BB. I saw it coming, and managed to turn my head enough that it caught the skin on the outside corner of my eye, then it bounced off my ear. I still have a faint scar where that BB grabbed me. I was also about 12 at the time.

I will never forget seeing that BB coming at me. my eye focused on it and I watched it get bigger and bigger very very quickly.

Back in my 20s I had a similar experience with a lead ball from .36 Navy replica after I fired it at a maple log (Firewood).  Fortunately I wasn't lined up perfectly with it and it missed my head by a foot or two on the rebound, saw it inbound then zipping past with no time at all to do anything but realize what it was and what had happened.  Could've ended pretty badly, but out of pure luck, it didn't.  I never did that again.
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2010, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
What do you do with a box of glass eyes???? 


Drop them into drinks at your next cocktail party as a gag.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Texasgal is LIVID!
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2010, 04:37:25 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on September 14, 2010, 04:13:50 PM
Drop them into drinks at your next cocktail party as a gag.  :evillaugh:

I like this.  Freeze them in ice cubes for Halloween.
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