Horry crap!!!!! Maybe I should start looking for a flat in London...
A British teenager who sent an e-mail to the White House calling President Obama a "prick" was banned from the U.S. for life, The Sun reported Monday.
Hell, I've been calling the guy a prick for almost two years now, although I usually call him a narcisstic, self-absorbed, sociopathic piece of shit.
The FBI asked local cops to tell college student Luke Angel, 17, that his drunken insult was "unacceptable."
Oh bite me, you morons. I've been "unacceptable" ever since I woke up and realized that "lliberal" is just another term for thief.
Angel claims he fired off a single e-mail criticizing the U.S. government after seeing a television program about the 9/11 attacks.
He said, "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a prick. It was silly -- the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few."
Or, you're an adult who has little choice but to watch helplessly as teh Mocha Messiah and his Merry Band of Assholes basically try and steal from your family.
A Bedford Police spokesman confirmed they had spoken to Angel about the e-mail. Officers will take no criminal action.
Joanne Ferreira, of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said there are about 60 reasons a person can be barred from visiting America.
She said, "We are prohibited from discussing specific cases."
Hey Joanne....look me up if you're ever in L.A.. We should talk.
As for the kid, I'm determined to buy him a pint of Guiness if I ever get to Bedford.

PS - I'd give a solid hundred bucks to get a look at the kid's entire email, ya dig?
