I found this story that is unusual to say the least.
It starts off in Sparkys home town. The first 3-4 paragraphs is about some resident that wants to Twine his town with one in Canada and found out that the town he picked was involved in Ancient French Canadian Customs that involve barbaric practices and frankly sound to me like allot of fun.
Ah well Viva la Dwarf.
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100902/GJNEWS04/709029869/-1/Roctimes
