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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2010, 12:52:25 AM »
I've had the same pair of New Balance sneakers since 2006.  There isn't much left of them but they still work.

I used to go thru 2 pairs of shoes/year.  New Balance usually last at least a year, usually more. 
They are also the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.
I currently have a pair of 473's for "everyday" use, over 1 year old, a pair of 3 year old 476's for yard work that are getting thin, and a pair of 336's "dress shoes". 

I spend a lot of time on my feet, I've worn Nike, Addidas, Converse, you name it, but New Balance have been my shoe of choice for over 10 years now.  The fact that they are (mostly) made in the USA is an added bonus.
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2010, 01:02:14 AM »
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my "hippy dippy shoes"
 I work with a group of very conservative people. You all know the story...

Yesterday one of my coworkers; I'll call him Bob said to me, " you sure got hippy dippy shoes"
I smiled at him like always because we work as a team and getting along is pretty important to me
"yes" I said, "I guess they are"
he remarked to the guy next to him "she didn't take that as an insult, I guess"
the other guy responded "I think she took it as a compliment."

Bob continued with his poor choices of words and wit, and I went back to my desk but then a little light came on...

"uh, Bob," I asked, "where were YOUR shoes made?"
he took his shoe off and responded "China"
"Well, MY shoes were made in Corvallis, Oregon, see, it says right here, 'Made in the USA' "

Bob didn't say anything else after that.
The other guy came up to me and started asking me questions about other places where you can buy American made goods.
UUUmm.....your Crocks...made from John sKerry's left-over SCROTUM, were made in China, DUmmy..

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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2010, 01:29:00 AM »
I buy New Balance shoes.  Made in the USA, too.   :cheersmate:

You can usually get a pair of them on sale for under $40.
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2010, 01:42:21 AM »





They look like they're made from bull scrotums.

Hey, hey, hey! My bull's scrotum looks better and bigger than that!

ETA:

BTW, I have to wear orthopedics so I pay upwards of $150 for 'em. Of course they're custom from the local shoemaker! Suck on that, Hippy Dippy!

Hell, even the screws in my back are made in the U.S, of A! Beat that one DUmbass!
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2010, 03:39:02 AM »
Hey, hey, hey! My bull's scrotum looks better and bigger than that!

ETA:

BTW, I have to wear orthopedics so I pay upwards of $150 for 'em. Of course they're custom from the local shoemaker! Suck on that, Hippy Dippy!

Hell, even the screws in my back are made in the U.S, of A! Beat that one DUmbass!

Think about it:

YOUR bull's scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

YOUR scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

*MY* scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

DUmmy's scrotum - Doesn't exist...


...nuff said....
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2010, 07:21:26 AM »
Think about it:

YOUR bull's scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

YOUR scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

*MY* scrotum: Made in the U.S.A.

DUmmy's scrotum - Doesn't exist...


...nuff said....

DUmmies don't need one because they don't have anything to put in it.
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2010, 07:53:13 AM »
Theyt look better than these darn things I see a lot of people wearing


Hey Crocs are the only thing I can wear now(my feet are still swelling badly)
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2010, 10:15:49 AM »
Hey Crocs are the only thing I can wear now(my feet are still swelling badly)

You have an iron clad valid excuse for crocs. Most gheys don't.  :-)

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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2010, 10:18:51 AM »
You have an iron clad valid excuse for crocs. Most gheys don't.  :-)

Randy, Ree isn't ghey, or even gay . . .  :tongue:
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2010, 12:36:04 PM »
Hey Crocs are the only thing I can wear now(my feet are still swelling badly)
Yes my fine sweet lady...there is a difference between medical need and twisted mental need.

You will be (supportive) OK!

On Edit: Quit being such a stranger!

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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2010, 12:40:12 PM »
Randy, Ree isn't ghey, or even gay . . .  :tongue:

Our Bud Randy was callin' the DUmmies the ghey not REE, BS!
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2010, 02:27:32 PM »
Yes my fine sweet lady...there is a difference between medical need and twisted mental need.

You will be (supportive) OK!

On Edit: Quit being such a stranger!

Eye know...health issues prevail but YOU owe it to US to be more prevalent here!

Part of the reason you exist is to help US HERE!!


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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2010, 12:05:05 AM »
Harley Davidson/El Paso Boots $135

Well worth the Money. I'm rough on boots and these bad boys take a beating but all I gotta do is brush em off and put a little Black Kiwi on em and go.  Have a zipper on the inside of the boot so they easy to put on and take off.
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Re: Today's Stupid Bouncy involves shoes
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2010, 01:03:24 AM »
I'll try to post a bit more..I'm still here most everyday reading(It's rehab for me)
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