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Offline bijou

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California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« on: September 03, 2010, 08:39:22 AM »
The whole sordid story is on video here: http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/2010/09/women-in-atascadero-are-doing-it-so-why-cant-paris/

For those who are at work the story is also written here: http://calcoastnews.com/2010/09/atascadero-woman-hides-handcuffs-in-body-cavity/

Someone needs to break out the hotdog and hallway photo again.  :-)
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 09:30:20 AM »
My mouth's agape.
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 09:32:29 AM »
One of the comments is priceless:

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If you are in the unfortunate position of being arrested , politely request the officer to break out a fresh pair of cuffs from a tamper proof bubble pack.


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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2010, 09:50:58 AM »
My brother dates a few different women in Atascadero, off and on (he's kind of a slut) She's in the age range (he's 48) This amuses (and disgusts) me
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 11:42:32 AM »
Loverboy, "Honey. Have you been cheating on me with a criminal?"

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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 11:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 03, 2010, 09:30:20 AM
My mouth's agape.
I think the police handled it quite well.
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 12:05:54 PM »
Oh brother! This thread is really off the cuff!
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 01:15:29 PM »
One of Gore's lock box?
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Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 05:12:49 PM »
Disturbing is all I have to say.

Oh yeah, can't forget the obligatory gif.

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