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Where are the ptarmigan?
« on: September 02, 2010, 09:05:19 PM »
Vail Daily column: Where are the ptarmigan?
If you see a ptarmigan, let me know
Kim Langmaid
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A couple of weeks ago, I came home to a distressed message on my answering machine. The voice on the other end exclaimed, “Kim! Where are the white-tailed ptarmigan?!” The distraught messenger is a friend of mine, someone who I consider one of the most knowledgeable and active birders in the Eagle Valley area. She went on to say that during her alpine hikes this summer she's seen plenty of pika but she hasn't seen a single ptarmigan and she wanted me to join her on a mission to find some.

In case you are wondering, a ptarmigan is a bird. There are three species of ptarmigan that live in North America, and the white-tailed ptarmigan is the only one that lives in Colorado. The other two species, the willow ptarmigan and the rock ptarmigan, live on the tundra of Alaska and Canada. Ptarmigan are closely related to grouse but they are smaller and they solely inhabit alpine and arctic regions.

Vail Daily-Where are the ptarmigan?

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This one caught my attention.
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She went on to say that during her alpine hikes this summer she's seen plenty of pika but she hasn't seen a single ptarmigan and she wanted me to join her on a mission to find some.

She did not see any single ptarmigans, but plenty of pikas, which are related to rabbits. This is more proof that rabbits, alongside with gyrfalcons, squirrels, seagulls, coyotes, foxes, ravens, and weasels are persecuting and waging war against ptarmigans. All of them are inferior and worthy of extermination the slimy sodomite vermins that they are.
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 06:09:56 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 02, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
She did not see any single ptarmigans, but plenty of pikas, which are related to rabbits. This is more proof that rabbits, alongside with gyrfalcons, squirrels, seagulls, coyotes, foxes, ravens, and weasels are persecuting and waging war against ptarmigans. All of them are inferior and worthy of extermination the slimy sodomite vermins that they are.

Take no prisoners, the rabbits are now implementing a scorched earth  strategy  :evillaugh:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 07:29:48 AM »
Last Ptarmigan I seen were in my cast iron skillet with a white wine splash.
Sorry...

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2010, 07:34:41 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on September 03, 2010, 07:29:48 AM
Last Ptarmigan I seen were in my cast iron skillet with a white wine splash.
Sorry...

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Dude...........feeling awful brave today, eh????????   :popcorn:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 07:37:29 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 03, 2010, 07:34:41 AM

Dude...........feeling awful brave today, eh????????   :popcorn:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 07:42:38 AM »
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Where are the ptarmigan?

Ground up and stuffed inside the rabbit- which is roasting in the oven.
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 07:59:00 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on September 03, 2010, 07:42:38 AM
Ground up and stuffed inside the rabbit- which is roasting in the oven.

OMG!!!

 Aaaaaaaand..... we're off.....

Even one of my cats ran into the bedroom and dived under the bed...I'm following him...
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 08:50:15 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on September 03, 2010, 07:59:00 AM
OMG!!!

 Aaaaaaaand..... we're off.....

Even one of my cats ran into the bedroom and dived under the bed...I'm following him...


:panic:

:panic:

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 08:53:38 AM »
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 12:50:35 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on September 03, 2010, 07:37:29 AM
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Ptarmigan are closely related to grouse but they are smaller and they solely inhabit alpine and arctic regions

Hmmmmmmm........so they're not big enough to eat, huh? So my Blue Grouse can kick your ass, huh? Blue Grouse are more the size of chickens and a great eat! At least it don't take 3 of 'em to make a meal!

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 05:48:33 PM »
They were delicious.  Don't worry, pikas are next.
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2010, 06:20:55 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on September 03, 2010, 07:42:38 AM
Ground up and stuffed inside the rabbit- which is roasting in the oven.



 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2010, 08:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 03, 2010, 06:09:56 AM
Take no prisoners, the rabbits are now implementing a scorched earth  strategy  :evillaugh:

God is going to unleash His angry and almighty wrath on rabbits and enemies of ptarmigans. Their Days are coming for the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War. :evillaugh:
« Last Edit: September 03, 2010, 08:16:51 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 08:08:14 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on September 03, 2010, 07:29:48 AM
Last Ptarmigan I seen were in my cast iron skillet with a white wine splash.
Sorry...

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You got cadmium poisoning.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 08:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on September 03, 2010, 08:53:38 AM


Stigmatizing the mentally ill are we? I am not mentally ill. I am righting a wrong inflicted on ptarmigans by rabbits. Rabbits will doom humankind and humans do nothing about it. They are being brainwashed by their
"cuteness". Those bent mother****ing sodomite freaks of nature.

BUNNIES HATE GOD!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE NATURE'S FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE BEASTS!!!!!!!!!
BUGS BUNNY IS A SODOMITE VERMIN!!!!!!!!!!
VERMINISTIC WANKEROUS BUNNIES ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: September 03, 2010, 08:17:37 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2010, 09:50:38 PM »
Well OK then.

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2010, 02:43:51 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
Well OK then.

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2010, 07:35:48 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 04, 2010, 02:43:51 AM
heh! he don't need thorazine, I'm no doctor but I am an expert in zombie meds! I think morphine would be the order of the day!

Or #7 1/2 birdshot . . .
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2010, 12:01:50 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2010, 07:35:48 AM
Or #7 1/2 birdshot . . .

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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2010, 01:24:06 PM »

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Lagopus_muta.html



Lagopus muta (rock ptarmigan)


"The name Lagopus means "foot of a rabbit" refering to the ptarmigan's feathered feet, which resemble the furry feet of a rabbit."













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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2010, 01:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on September 04, 2010, 01:24:06 PM
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Lagopus_muta.html



Lagopus muta (rock ptarmigan)


"The name Lagopus means "foot of a rabbit" refering to the ptarmigan's feathered feet, which resemble the furry feet of a rabbit."













What does it all mean? I don't know. But can't we all just get along?











How cute the 2nd photo. Oh the first one is cute too! :uhsure: :popcorn:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2010, 05:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on September 04, 2010, 01:24:06 PM
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Lagopus_muta.html



Lagopus muta (rock ptarmigan)


"The name Lagopus means "foot of a rabbit" refering to the ptarmigan's feathered feet, which resemble the furry feet of a rabbit."













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Ptarmigan foot does not look like rabbit foot. And no, I am not a self hater just because my genus is Lagopus. That filthy wankerous rabbit can rot in Hell.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2010, 05:29:18 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 04, 2010, 05:22:52 PM
Ptarmigan foot does not look like rabbit foot. And no, I am not a self hater just because my genus is Lagopus. That filthy wankerous rabbit can rot in Hell.  :fuelfire:

Your mother was raped by Bunnies, wasn't she.
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2010, 05:42:42 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 04, 2010, 05:29:18 PM
Your mother was raped by Bunnies, wasn't she.
Or was she slapped around by one?
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Re: Where are the ptarmigan?
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2010, 10:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 03, 2010, 08:08:14 PM
You got cadmium poisoning.  :evillaugh:
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Oh and yea, apparently I *DO* have some type of poisoning...it's what I do....


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