I have a feeling we're going to get along swell around here!
Well, as long as you remember that if we run into each other in public, I don't particularly enjoy "chatting it up" with baristas, so I'd appreciate it if you just kept you piehole shut and made my *******ed coffee.
I'm also pretty conservative about the First
Amendment (not
Ammendment, bright boy), as well, so I'm sure you'll support my right to call you a petulant little twat.
Now, if you're quite through with the sarcasm, perhaps you'll have something more substantial to say, but I doubt it.