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Offline Bondai

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I farted
« on: March 26, 2008, 12:53:46 AM »
I farted, discuss...... :evillaugh:
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Re: I farted
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 01:02:00 AM »
Congratulations?
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Re: I farted
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 01:21:30 AM »
Check your underwear. 

Objects in your panties may be closer than they appear.
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Offline Freeper

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Re: I farted
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 01:23:55 AM »
So it was you after all.
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Re: I farted
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 06:36:14 AM »
That explains the outage we had earlier.
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Re: I farted
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 06:50:30 AM »
Best thread ever!  :-)
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Re: I farted
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 08:07:12 AM »
Ewww!  :censored: And here I thought liberals were the primitives.  :-)
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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: I farted
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 09:07:39 AM »
light a match will ya???
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Re: I farted
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 09:51:07 AM »
My grandson heard it and called it a "low flying duck"!   :rotf:
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Re: I farted
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 10:26:31 AM »
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Re: I farted
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2008, 10:53:44 AM »
Good for you!
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Re: I farted
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 12:30:36 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on March 26, 2008, 10:53:44 AM
Good for you!

I like that...it was kind of like the old, 'what do you want, a cookie?' :-)
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