The poor things. They were
sooooo hoping the rally today would be a bust, drawing maybe at best a few hundred people.
Now they're forced to relive good times past. The heady days when the Ditch Witch was enjoying being felt up by cops, pot stink was heavy in the air at the Washington Mall and people actually spoke Obama's name without spitting on the ground and crossing themselves afterward:
wndycty (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-28-10 04:35 PM
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Impressed by Beck's attendance? I got some pictures for you. . .
Portland, OR May 18, 2008 80,000
*photo of Teh Obamessiah's adoring Orcs*
Denver, CO August 28, 2008 84,000
*photo of Teh Obamessiah's adoring Orcs*
Chicago, IL November 4, 2008 240,000
*photo of Teh Obamessiah's adoring Orcs*
Washington, DC January 20, 2009 1,800,000
*photo of Teh Obamessiah's adoring Orcs*
I was in 3 of those crowds so nope I ain't impressed, keep HOPE ALIVE!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9034776Hey Sparky, got anything more recent than Inauguration Day? You know, since The One's approval ratings have started sliding into the toilet? Nowadays he can't fill a Waffle House.
MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-28-10 04:12 PM
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Hey, a year from now, no one is going to remember what went on in DC today
Especially, not all of those weepy, delusion-drunk sots out there in the crowd. Yeah, they were bored stiff, from what you tell me.
Fox MAY do a thirty second blurb about it, if ever they decide to take a break from their 24 hr Obama-bash-a-thon, but no one else will. Not juicy enough.
And for Beck himself by then? Let's see:
Fox canning his silly ass?
A Complete psychotic break?
Facing fraud and racketeering charges?
Some horrible Teabagger incident to contend with?
Sex Scandal? Nah, who would screw that slimeball?
Something unexpected to totally discredit him?
A bigger media circus about some tween sensation spiking a city's water supply with LSD?
All of the above?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9034654Hey, MrDickhead. Here's
my prediction for a year from now. Umm...let's see...Oh yeah...THE DEMOCRATS WILL BE OUT ON THEIR ASSES, Barack's ratings will be even lower, and you'll still be a freakin' loser whining on what is universally known as the laughingstock of political websites.
AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-28-10 01:48 PM
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What 'miracle' happened at the BECKapaLOSEa? I can't wait to hear about it!
Was there a rapture? Did Beck part the reflection pool like Moses? Did God descend from the heavens? Did Beck walk on water? I'm just dying to find out. I'm so disappointed I missed the miracles Beck promised would happen.
Oh yeah, 'Amen, and amen'...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9033800Here's the miracle, "Army veteran" - when someone posted the crowd pics from the rally, a thousand DUers suddenly turned into pillars of salt,
and their IQs actually went up! 
Lot's of other "B-b-but, mine was bigger!" pleadings.