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11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« on: August 27, 2010, 03:13:32 PM »
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I encountered a Muslim woman in my local supermarket this morning.
   
She was wearing a burka, fully veiled. No one was openly harassing her, but people were just avoiding her, while snickering behind her back. No one would look at her, and when she sought help from a stock boy, he acted as if she were invisible. I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum" (Peace be unto you). All I could see were her eyes, but at that moment those eyes conveyed more genuine emotion than Glenn Beck at his weepy worst. I thought for a moment she was going to hug me. Of course, she did not, but she responded with the traditional "Alaikum salaam". At that point all I could do was shrug and tell her, "That's all I know". She simply nodded her head and said, "Thank you."
The entire encounter took maybe 30 seconds, but I can't stop thinking about it. Those lying mother-****ers - Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, and the entire FoxNoise crew, can sputter to their heart's content that their rhetoric is not "anti-islam", but this woman would probably beg to disagree, and she is bearing the brunt of their hate.

This is so new, it squeaks.

11Boo, who got all of his combat experience from watching a movie. He didn't think anyone else saw the movie.

I did.

Anyway. His bouncy stinks. Not a word of it is true. 11Boo, like all of the other democrats, is nothing but a liar. Yep. You read it right. 11Boo is a big fat liar.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 03:15:44 PM »
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No one was openly harassing her, but people were just avoiding her, while snickering behind her back.

 :bs:

Does anyone actively seek out people when you go to the supermarket?  Personally, I'm trying to get my damn shopping done and get the heck out of the place.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 03:17:35 PM »
Now you know unrelated males aren't supposed to speak to muslim women....rape them maybe but don't you dare speak to 'em.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2010, 03:20:31 PM »
11Bravo .... did she GET HER GROCERIES?!

Jeeze.  What in the hell was the point in that post?  She couldn't get help so he supposedly told her "Peace"?

Naw, this one is for nothing but cred.  How many will reply with 'Tears in their eyes'?

LOL

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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2010, 03:21:01 PM »
So I guess said woman in Burka didn't speak any English except: "thank you", either?

What a frikkin' slug!

Get a job ya freekin' moran, and let the adults talk!
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2010, 03:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 27, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
11Bravo .... did she GET HER GROCERIES?!

Jeeze.  What in the hell was the point in that post?  She couldn't get help so he supposedly told her "Peace"?

Naw, this one is for nothing but cred.  How many will reply with 'Tears in their eyes'?

LOL

KC

.........or poop in their diapers?
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 03:23:32 PM »
I'm going to give him one bong for this bouncy, just for the sheer originality. I've never seen one of this type before. Of course, if it had been him berating a reich-winger for making fun of the alleged Muslim women it wouldn't get anything, though...
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 03:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2010, 03:15:44 PM
:bs:

Does anyone actively seek out people when you go to the supermarket?  Personally, I'm trying to get my damn shopping done and get the heck out of the place.

Exactly.   
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 03:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 27, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
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Anyway. His bouncy stinks. Not a word of it is true. 11Boo, like all of the other democrats, is nothing but a liar. Yep. You read it right. 11Boo is a big fat liar.

This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 03:36:49 PM »
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I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum"

I found this line particularly funny. He had to have learned it from a movie.

BTW. The replies are pouring in around the campfire.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 03:37:17 PM »
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4. She's as much a victim of her religion
   
as her religion is of the Beck/Limbaugh troglodytes. Without the perpetuation of 8th century desert mythologies she wouldn't be mandated to wear that ridiculous and imprisoning burka nonsense.

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7. what if she is wearing it by choice ? this is in america isn't it ?


It's not her choice, do you seriously think the men in her family would allow her to not be in a burqa? she's imprisoned in that thing and has no way out of it unless she runs away.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2010, 03:38:03 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on August 27, 2010, 03:30:40 PM
This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:

Don't forget your bouncy checklist.

1-cops.
2-bushes.
3-jumping.
4-rant.
5-conversion.
....and quote the entire conversation word for word.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2010, 03:38:46 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on August 27, 2010, 03:30:40 PM
This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:

Don't worry, there are several here who have "fallen on the sword", in order to needle the pile!
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2010, 03:40:25 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Don't forget your bouncy checklist.

1-cops.
2-bushes.
3-jumping.
4-rant.
5-conversion.
....and quote the entire conversation word for word.

Oh, but of course! I've been making my living doing shit like this for almost 30 years. Details, baby. LOTS of details!!!!!
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2010, 03:47:00 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on August 27, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
Oh, but of course! I've been making my living doing shit like this for almost 30 years. Details, baby. LOTS of details!!!!!

In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes...

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2010, 03:49:51 PM »
I thought these two comment contrasted nicely together since they both come from the same reality-based community:
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10. this is reminding me more and more of the stories my dad told of Poland in the pre war years.
 
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11. Thanks for being nice to the brainwashed fundie.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2010, 03:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2010, 03:47:00 PM
In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes...

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)

You are SO right. :banghead:
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2010, 03:57:58 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 27, 2010, 03:49:51 PM
I thought these two comment contrasted nicely together since they both come from the same reality-based community:

WTF??? Do either if those comments make any sense at all?

Poland in the pre-war years?

What brainwashed fundie? Did I miss sumpin'?
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2010, 04:15:04 PM »
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I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum" (Peace be unto you). All I could see were her eyes, but at that moment those eyes conveyed more genuine emotion than Glenn Beck at his weepy worst. I thought for a moment she was going to hug me. Of course, she did not, but she responded with the traditional "Alaikum salaam". At that point all I could do was shrug and tell her, "That's all I know". She simply nodded her head and said, "Thank you."

*sniff* I'm getting a little verklempt here. Talk amongst yourselves. *sniff*
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2010, 04:31:25 PM »
Quote from: dandi on August 27, 2010, 04:15:04 PM
*sniff* I'm getting a little verklempt here. Talk amongst yourselves. *sniff*


oh brother!!!!!!!!!!  :banghead:
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2010, 04:35:44 PM »
What brings Christians together to accept and revere God...






What brings DUmmies together to accept and revere a god...



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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2010, 04:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2010, 03:47:00 PM
In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes...

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)
Oh gawd I remember that.
Epic bouncy...absolutely epic!
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2010, 04:52:53 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 03:17:35 PM
Now you know unrelated males aren't supposed to speak to muslim women....rape them maybe but don't you dare speak to 'em.

a. Yup, she would not have spoken back to you.
b. No way would she been out by herself.
c.  :bs:
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2010, 04:59:42 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 27, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
a. Yup, she would not have spoken back to you.
b. No way would she been out by herself.
c.  :bs:
d. Nobody would snicker, or care.
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Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2010, 05:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 27, 2010, 04:35:44 PM
What brings Christians together to accept and revere God...






What brings DUmmies together to accept and revere a god...





You forgot one of their profile pics.

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