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primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« on: August 15, 2010, 01:59:24 PM »
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franksolich is busy in real life, but he doesn't want the primitives to think he quit watching them--not a chance.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-18-10 02:56 PM
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Inexpensive wine recommendation.

Yeah, I know...I haven't drank anything really in many years, but I do still miss having a nice glass of wine with dinner.

I went to the wine shop yesterday to find an inexpensive red to put in my Sunday gravy today. I picked up a bottle that was only $3.99. It's Tisdale Merlot out of Modesto, CA. It doesn't even have a vintage year on the bottle.

I poured a little bit in a glass to taste while I was cooking and was really surprised. It's a nice fruity wine, not in the least sweet and it's very smooth. I always expect a cheap red to be somewhat more harsh, but it wasn't at all. It was very good with a nice berry flavor.

So if you aren't near a Costco where they sell two-buck Chuck, this is a good replacement.

Red China makes some good wines, or so franksolich has heard.

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WhiteTara  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-18-10 03:30 PM
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1. when I lived on the west coast, I never paid more than $4.00 a bottle. Now that I'm in Arkansas, there is NOTHING less than $9.00. And it was stuff I wouldn't drink before. I finally found a nice Australian merlot (Foxhorn) for about $8.00 a liter and a half bottle.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-18-10 03:55 PM
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2. I'm right next door in Oklahoma, and haven't drank anything alcoholic for years. If I need to get wine for cooking, I have to make sure to do it by Saturday coz they're not allowed to sell any alcohol on Sundays, still!

Yeah, sure, we know, the wine's for.....cooking.  Yeah.  Got it.

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GoCubsGo  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-18-10 04:06 PM
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3. Thanks for the recommendation. Here's another rec....

Tisdale is sold around here for around three bucks per bottle. I'll have to give it a shot some time. I haven't tried it because we have an Aldi here. They sell Winking Owl for $2.99. I understand it comes from Gallo Wineries. I like the Shiraz, and the Merlot and Cab are also decent. In fact, I like the Shiraz better than some more expensive bottles I've had recently.

When franksolich tippled, he always liked St.-Louis Beajolais, that bitter red wine that tastes like the blood of one's enemies.  It was great.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-18-10 05:48 PM
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4. Just about anything for more than five bucks that comes from California is a good deal. California plonk is vastly superior to the red ink from any of the wine snob countries. If it comes in a bottle with a cork, you pretty much can't go wrong because some care was taken to monitoring the chemistry before bottling.

Still, taste it before you cook with it to make sure it hasn't gone horribly wrong while it's aged in the bottle. Anything you can sip and enjoy is fine to cook with.

If it makes you make a face, something's wrong with it and it'll ruin your food.

For the record, I like Beringer's selection. It's more expensive than a lot of them but since I cook with it and don't guzzle it, I pay the price.

Yeah, sure, the defrocked warped primitive doesn't guzzle.  Right.

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-18-10 10:11 PM
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7. Good advice to taste before adding to your dish. One in eight bottle of wine is "corked", so I am told.

This is also why people should never be shy about sending back wine in a restaurant. If it tastes bad, it probably IS bad. And the restaurant gets reimbursed by the distributor, so you aren't hurting them by asking for a new bottle.

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WhiteTara  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-18-10 10:42 PM
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9. my personal rule for wine is older than 2 years for red, less than 2 years for white. For drinking, minimum 13% alcohol, for cooking, it can be as low as 11%.

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Arkansas Granny  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-13-10 03:38 PM
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22. I like the Beringer's, too. I don't cook with it often, but I enjoy a glass now and then.

Granny probably "enjoys" a glass a lot more often than "now and then."

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Dover  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-18-10 07:20 PM
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5. I rarely drink it anymore either. But I too enjoy using wine for cooking so I buy my favorite smoothm enjoyable cheap wine, Ste. Genevieve (a Texas wine). I don't like buying the large bottles for cooking however, because unless we serve the remainder as a drink with the meal I've got a lot leftover which just goes bad. What a waste! So instead I buy them in the small pint sized bottles that come in a four pack, usually white an/or merlot. I'll look for Tisdale next time and give it a try.

Fun fact: Did you know that Texas had an established wine industry well before California? However, Prohibition ruined it and current 'dry laws' are still holding it back in many counties although overall it's been experiencing a renaissance in Tx.

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-18-10 10:07 PM
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6. What a coincidence! We drank our first bottle of Tisdale Merlot last week (also lured in by the low, low price.) Since that was not bad for the price, I bought a bottle of their Cabernet at the store yesterday. Haven't opened it yet. Will report back when we drink it.

In other words, the primitive will report back in about ten minutes.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-18-10 10:41 PM
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8. That IS a coincidence.

I never would have bought it if it were just to drink, even though I know there are some very good inexpensive wines out there. I would have bought Chateau St. Michelle or Clos du Bois. This was definitely a great surprise and a little better than not bad, I thought. I love when things happen like that.

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-18-10 10:55 PM
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10. We usually spring for a decent bottle, but I couldn't resist the bargain and I always feel safer trying a cheap bottle of red vs. a cheap white. Life's been a little rough, so we've been treating ourselves to wine with dinner more often. And if that bottle isn't breaking the bank, I'll feel a little less guilty.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-19-10 09:58 PM
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13. The wine biz today is such that it is almost impossible to get a bad bottle of wine

For four bux you can expect what you got - a perfectly drinkable, if unexciting, wine. Ten bux starts getting quite complex, Fifteen bux is seriously good wine. Twenty bux makes your socks go up and down. Fifty comes with a casket and a one way ticket to heaven.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-20-10 07:46 AM
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14. There were a couple of bottles we tried just for drinking a few weeks ago that I would definitely not purchase again. One was Barefoot Riesling, pretty tart and not very enjoyable. Bill, never a real wine drinker and still isn't, picked up a large bottle of Gallo Chardonnay, yuck!

Yeah, we know; hippyhubby Wild Bill prefers homemade corn liquor.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-20-10 07:08 PM
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17. Barefoot is a brand that appears regularly at pot lucks out this way

Drinkable, nice enough wines. Again, not exciting but not bad.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-20-10 03:08 PM
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15. Hard to rec because stuff that is inexpensive out here is not in other states. I couldn't believe what they charge for CA wine in TX, for example.

But, the Barefoot label does pretty well across the board, reds & whites. It's about $5 a bottle here.

ETA: I see your post about the Riesling and admit, I've never tried that. Their chard is okay, merlot and cab ditto.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-20-10 06:33 PM
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16. Hi, Beth!

I imagine if that Tisdale was only $3.99 here in OK, it must be next to nothing out there.

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GoneOffShore  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-20-10 11:50 PM
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18. Big House Red or White in a box.

Not bad stuff.

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Retrograde  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-21-10 01:33 AM
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19. Trader Joe's carries Two-Buck Chuck at least in California. The same guy who produces it has a second label, also $2, that some local grocery stores carry.

Two Buck Chuck can be very variable: the producer, who knows everybody in the business, buys up odds and ends from various wineries and blends what he has, so sometimes - like with the current case of merlot we have - you get a decent cheap bottle, other times it's barely good enough for deglazing a pan.

Gallo has some decent lower-priced wines, but it's been a while since I've bought any.

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Tanuki  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-12-10 12:07 PM
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20. We recently tried an Australian wine called "4 Emus"

The price was good, and we all enjoyed it with dinner and vowed to buy it again.

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-12-10 01:47 PM
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21. Report on Tisdales I have tried:

So far, my favorite has been the Shiraz. Definitely tastes like it costs more that $3.99. The Cabernet is also decent as is the Chardonnay. They aren't going to knock your socks off, but $4 for a bottle to go with a simple supper on the porch is a mighty good deal in my book.

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pengillian101  (1000+ posts)        Sun Aug-15-10 02:06 AM
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23. Well, I am more of a beer gal, myself

My sis liked wine and gave it up all-together also. Too much anything runs in families for certain.
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 02:11:39 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah....they only buy the good wine that comes in the colorful boxes.
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 02:16:59 PM »
They are experts at whine.  :-)
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 03:28:17 PM »
They are experts at whine.  :-)

Yes, fine whines . . .





And their favorite . . .

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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 04:39:45 PM »
Yes, fine whines . . .





And their favorite . . .



Oh hell no! I figure 'em to be Boone's Farm connoisseurs! Or Mogan David, you know, the expensive stuff!

I'm sure Ripple is a staple at the DUmp!
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 05:25:58 PM »
Oh hell no! I figure 'em to be Boone's Farm connoisseurs! Or Mogan David, you know, the expensive stuff!

I'm sure Ripple is a staple at the DUmp!

Change your luck with "Two Buck Chuck"  available at Trader Johns everywhere.




When your budget is in the basement why not fill your cellar with "Two Buck Chuck"  Dummies Do. :fuelfire:
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2010, 05:33:17 PM »
Boxes of wine always make me laugh.

That's all I had to add to this thread.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2010, 05:48:49 PM »
Boxes of wine always make me laugh.

That's all I had to add to this thread.

Vintage stuff, ya know!
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2010, 01:04:56 PM »
Plonk, all of it. 
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2010, 01:26:55 PM »
HAHAHA!  Look at all those teatotallers.  "I don't drink at all, but...." then going on to create an enormous bonfire about wine, complete with recommendations and prices.  Then we have the inconsistencies.  First, hippywife says

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14. There were a couple of bottles we tried just for drinking a few weeks ago

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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2010, 02:37:10 PM »
Change your luck with "Two Buck Chuck"  available at Trader Johns everywhere.




When your budget is in the basement why not fill your cellar with "Two Buck Chuck"  Dummies Do. :fuelfire:


Trader Johns?

Is that like the New England version of Trader Joe's?  No wonder I can't find any of them around here (facepalm)...
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 03:56:09 PM »
Vintage stuff, ya know!

Vintage..... MAY, 2010.
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2010, 05:03:33 PM »
I never have really cared much for booze- about all I care to touch is shandy. 

I do have a soft spot for homemade blackberry wine.  I still remember finding that first bottle hidden in the closet at my parent's house when I was looking for the vacuum cleaner, at the tender age of <18!   :naughty:

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
I never have really cared much for booze- about all I care to touch is shandy. 

I do have a soft spot for homemade blackberry wine.  I still remember finding that first bottle hidden in the closet at my parent's house when I was looking for the vacuum cleaner, at the tender age of <18!   :naughty:

My grandmother made the best.... :-)
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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2010, 05:21:42 PM »
The person who my parents procure the wine from is a very old 1950s ex-navy gentleman.  He picks them from a wild patch of blackberries on the lower forty of his property.

I am convinced he is made of shoe leather.  I've been back there with him twice, and gave up on picking anything more than what I can reach without wading into the tangle of thorns!


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Re: primitives imagining themselves wine fanciers
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2010, 05:57:52 PM »
Trader Johns?

Is that like the New England version of Trader Joe's?  No wonder I can't find any of them around here (facepalm)...

Well okie dokie, Trader Joe's then, probably below the Merrimack, which I cross only grudgingly. :-)

I suspect you just need to "let it breathe" like any fine wine!!  :rotf:
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