UI'm sorry, but I call
:
Many years ago, when my child was first kidnapped and I was stunned into dysfunctionality...
This is complete horseshit, right from the get-go. "...
first kidnapped?" But ok, maybe I should chalk that one up to a simple case of amateurish syntax. Fair enough.
But then, the passion with which she seemed to approach her alleged grievances in the aftermath of her "tragedy," belie someone who is quite simply a textbook attention whore.
But then,
yet again, if she is indeed telling the truth, given the perpetual victimhood status she has so grandly bestowed upon herself, I find myself reminded of the heartfelt words of my loving mother:
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, right between "shit" and "syphillis," young man.
God bless her Goldwater conservative heart!