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Offline bijou

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Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« on: August 14, 2010, 02:57:00 PM »
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When April Magolon took her children to Walt Disney World in Florida, she did so believing it to be a place where dreams come true. But all she got, she claims, were nightmares and post-traumatic stress disorder, after she was groped by Donald Duck.
The 29-year-old mother, from Pennsylvania, is suing Walt Disney World, claiming in a lawsuit the Disney favourite fondled her breast in an incident that inflicted "a severe shock to her entire nervous system".

The duck "then made gestures indicating he had done something wrong," states the writ, filed two years after the alleged flap at Disney's Epcot park.  ...
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The duck didn't act alone, he was egged on by someone else.



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Re: Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2010, 03:30:30 PM »
I'm sorry lady; the duck is nekkid from the waist down, and what clothing he does wear is a SAILOR SUIT, for God's sake!  How many more warning signs do you need?  WTF DID you think he was gonna do?  :naughty:
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Re: Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 04:39:59 AM »
She's looking to get paid after the Goofy Grope several years ago. Anyone who's ever been to Disney and seen any of their big overstuffed costumes knows you ain't getting felt up for any sexual thrills or gratification of the person stuffed inside.

 :picsneeded: of the groping and the gropee.

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Re: Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 11:40:39 AM »
Our local symphony has the "Symphony Bear" who appears at the symphony concerts for school kids....and doesn't speak while in the kids presence. 

The costume is quite similar to the Disney character costumes at Disney World, big and bulky, awkward, difficult to see out of, and head, hand, and feet are exaggerated sized and can't feel anything through them. Which is why, when moving around among people, there is almost always a "handler" near to assist if need be. Same as in the Disney parks.

I have been inside that costume several times....the only thing I ever felt, was when a bratty 1st grade boy kicked me in the crotch!!! Symphony Bear loudly saying "oh shit!" around a bunch of school kids was not pretty.   :o

I love to see the Disney Characters and so did my children.....never did I see them do anything untoward. Most likely the only way Donald Duck knew his hand went to the woman's breast, was by her reaction.

Methinks the woman is squawking merely for attention..... :uhsure:
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Re: Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 06:41:57 PM »
If it walks like a duck, gropes like a duck....  :thatsright:

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Re: Mother sues Disney over Donald Duck 'groping'
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 11:03:22 PM »
Sounds like to me mommy needed a way to pay for her vacation. I would laugh my ass off if it was a woman in the costume
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