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Offline bijou

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Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« on: August 11, 2010, 03:33:28 PM »
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The body of an acclaimed French chef has been found hidden in a freezer - two years after he went missing.Detectives discovered the frozen corpse of Jean-Francois Poinard after his girlfriend Guylene Collober, 51, told her daughter "something unfortunate" had happened to him.

The 71-year-old's body is believed to have been secreted in a freezer at their home in Lyon for up to two years.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 03:35:11 PM »
Sacrebleu!
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 04:03:20 PM »
That former girlfriend of his will get a chilly reception in court.

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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 04:18:58 PM »
Now THAT's what I call giving a guy the cold shoulder!!
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM »
What a frigid bitch.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 04:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on August 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM
What a frigid bitch.

That's just cold.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 11, 2010, 04:44:07 PM
That's just cold.

I'm an icy person.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 04:54:41 PM »
The chef has gotta be burning up from freezer exposure. I don't think they make Ziplock bags big enough for a body, especially one that can be vacuumized.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 05:10:45 PM »
Hey, he was 71 years old....maybe it was the only way his girlfriend could get a stiff one from him....small but stiff.
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Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 05:15:19 PM »
Ouch talk about freezer burn!!!!
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