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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2010, 12:25:04 PM »
Can't claim credit for these but:

The Outfidel

The Suspicious Package



Mine:

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2010, 01:38:27 PM »
I'm still partial to "The Shiite Hole".
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2010, 01:40:01 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on August 12, 2010, 01:38:27 PM
I'm still partial to "The Shiite Hole".

What about the Sunnis?
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2010, 01:43:47 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 12, 2010, 01:40:01 PM
What about the Sunnis?

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2010, 02:10:05 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 12, 2010, 01:43:47 PM
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They gots purdy mouths...
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2010, 03:34:55 PM »
Now putting it all together.....and you get ...


     CUMMING SUNNI

THE RAM-A-DON

 downtown next door to the shiite hole
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2010, 04:31:11 PM »
My favorites so far:

Ba'ath House

Turbin Cowboy

Suspicious Packages
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2010, 10:59:53 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 12, 2010, 01:40:01 PM
What about the Sunnis?

Where the Sunni Don't Shine?
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2010, 09:42:44 AM »
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2010, 09:50:34 AM »
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2010, 09:59:15 AM »
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2010, 11:49:53 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 10, 2010, 07:13:27 PM
Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world.

AND first-cousin marriages, which explains a lot.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2010, 02:59:39 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on August 11, 2010, 11:44:37 PM
Allah Young Dudes would be a good name.

I was thinkin' "The Muslim Brotherhood". Oh wait, that's already taken iddn't it?
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2010, 11:43:57 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 13, 2010, 02:59:39 PM
I was thinkin' "The Muslim Brotherhood". Oh wait, that's already taken iddn't it?

Oh wait----If gay men are not going to arouse them why not a lesbos bar and grill. 

Then the idea of a pet shop that sells dogs, miniature pigs and big big anacondas next door.    If I were the owner of that shop, at prayer time I would run into the holy of holy yelling that one of my forsale pets was missing and had anyone seen it.?

As for the prayer to call, that one is real easy, find the decibels the call is being broadcast and play Christian music 5 decibels lower.

It is said that there are quite a few Christian Churches in the area. why not ring their bells at their prayer time.

Actually I don't believe this Mosque will ever be built, that is just an idea to divide this country even more.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2010, 01:33:04 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 12, 2010, 04:31:11 PM
My favorites so far:

Ba'ath House

Turbin Cowboy

Suspicious Packages

HA HA!! :hi5: :cheersmate:
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2010, 05:54:19 AM »
I like, The Pork Sword

wait, :thatsright: that doesn't sound right.

I like the name The Pork Sword for the bar.

Much better.  :-)
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2010, 01:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Randy on August 15, 2010, 05:54:19 AM
I like, The Pork Sword

wait, :thatsright: that doesn't sound right.

I like the name The Pork Sword for the bar.

Much better.  :-)

Damn good thing ya caught that! Heh, heh!!!!

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2010, 02:04:31 PM »
"Mohammeds Fairies"
        
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"Mohammed's Fairy Tales"....change that to..."Mohammed's Fairy Tails"

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2010, 02:07:03 PM »
:rofl: :rimshot:
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2010, 02:16:07 PM »
"The Fatwa Fudge Pucker" or "Packer", which ever ya prefer.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2010, 02:20:17 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 15, 2010, 02:16:07 PM
"The Fatwa Fudge Puckers" or "Packers", which ever ya prefer.

Now that sounds more like their soccer team.... :-)
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2010, 02:30:33 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 15, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
Now that sounds more like their soccer team.... :-)

There's a difference? Soccer is GAY!!!
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