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I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:27:57 AM »
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I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 07:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 10, 2010, 06:27:57 AM
http://www.dailygut.com/?i=4696

That's funny.

But homosexuality is OK in Islam as long as you follow certain rules.

1- If your partner is young and doesn't have hair down there yet...It's OK. That's why Mohammad promised the jihadist that they would receive a bunch of prepubescent young boys that don't age in heaven.

2- It's OK to butt-plug another fellow as long as he doesn't enjoy it. If he enjoys it, you have to kill him...Please Don't tell Bonnie Fwank about this one...We can hope he'll turn up at that club. 
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 03:57:08 PM »
This is just an excerpt, you can read the rest at the link hehehe!

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http://hotair.com/archives/2010/08/09/greg-gutfeld-im-raising-money-to-build-a-muslim-gay-bar-next-to-the-ground-zero-mosque/

Greg Gutfeld: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 03:59:16 PM »
Greg Gutfeld is a hoot!

I really enjoy his show, when I manage to stay awake and watch it.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 10, 2010, 03:59:16 PM
Greg Gutfeld is a hoot!

I really enjoy his show, when I manage to stay awake and watch it.

I have no idea who he is.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 04:09:38 PM »
Very creative. Sorta reminds me of Doug Giles.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 04:12:15 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 10, 2010, 04:07:56 PM
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 04:12:28 PM »
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 04:23:42 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 10, 2010, 04:12:15 PM

Oh OK, the guy from Red Eye, only saw clips of that show a few times.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 04:36:10 PM »
Spokesmuzzie for the mosque responds via Twitter:

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You’re free to open whatever you like. If you won’t consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you’re not going to build dialog

The Sheik of Irony

http://twitter.com/Park51/status/20818165487

Gutfield's Twitter, worth the read: http://twitter.com/greggutfeld
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 04:43:39 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 10, 2010, 04:36:10 PM
Spokesmuzzie for the mosque responds via Twitter:

The Sheik of Irony

http://twitter.com/Park51/status/20818165487

Gutfield's Twitter, worth the read: http://twitter.com/greggutfeld
Oh boy a Fataw now against Greg? by the way I will not consider dialog with this cult... Just me though! No such thing as a "Muslim sens ability" well killing,maming, blowing up others, kill kill kill... I guess that is their sensibility?
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 05:44:24 PM »
"Sensibilities" of a Musilm?!?!? lolllllllllll.......... :bird:
And where are they building this "monster" mosque, you stupid piece of garbage DUmmie?!?! :censored: And you're talking about sensibilities of Muslims?!?! Take a walk. :bird:
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 06:01:36 PM »
Oh jeez, sorry I didn't see this before I posted, I did a search with the actual title. Sorry.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 07:13:27 PM »
Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world.
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Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 07:18:17 PM »
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MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

Full Story

Check out the comments section with suggested names for Greg's new bar.  :lmao:
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Re: Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 07:32:17 PM »
"The Curved Sword"

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Re: Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 07:57:33 PM »
Go Greg!  lol
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Re: Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 08:32:02 PM »
That would be awesome!!! :lmao:
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Re: Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2010, 10:55:20 PM »
They also need a nude strip club on the other side of the mosque.  If there is an available lot there.  With this economy, there has to be a lot near the mosque open for something like that.
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Re: Greg Gutfeld to open gay bar next to NYC mosque?
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 10:58:46 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 10, 2010, 10:55:20 PM
They also need a nude strip club on the other side of the mosque.  If there is an available lot there.  With this economy, there has to be a lot near the mosque open for something like that.

That's like opening a liquor store next to a Baptist church.  They would just go out one door and in another... the strip club would have a built-in customer base.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2010, 11:44:37 PM »
Allah Young Dudes would be a good name.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 11:43:15 AM »
Gutfeld's interview with Beck was a scream.

One name for the gay bar that I remember:

"Ram-a-Dan"

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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2010, 12:01:29 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 12, 2010, 11:43:15 AM
Gutfeld's interview with Beck was a scream.

One name for the gay bar that I remember:

"Ram-a-Dan"

 :rotf: :rotf:


He did have some good ones!

Did you notice Beck trying really hard not to crack up laughing? You just know he was thinking up some really "inappropriate for TV broadcast" names.  :evillaugh:

He did say that Red Eye might be a better place for suggesting names.

Wonder if Greg is really getting donations coming in?
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2010, 12:08:34 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 12, 2010, 12:01:29 PM

He did have some good ones!

Did you notice Beck trying really hard not to crack up laughing? You just know he was thinking up some really "inappropriate for TV broadcast" names.  :evillaugh:

He did say that Red Eye might be a better place for suggesting names.

Wonder if Greg is really getting donations coming in?

Beck wasn't trying terribly hard not to crack up -- but he did want to give the impression of decorum, without being politically correct.

I think Beck honestly thought that Gutfeld is not serious about the gay bar thing.
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Re: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2010, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 12, 2010, 12:08:34 PM
Beck wasn't trying terribly hard not to crack up -- but he did want to give the impression of decorum, without being politically correct.

I think Beck honestly thought that Gutfeld is not serious about the gay bar thing.

I agree and I think that was part of the reason he was trying to not crack up.

I'm not sure if Greg is serious or not, I haven't checked his site. He's usually on O'Reilly Fridays, I'm sure it will come up again. He was on Hannity last night, on the panel discussion at the end, but I wasn't paying close attention, I was winning in an online Scrabble game.... :-)

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