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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2010, 11:51:44 AM »
I used to love nature shows until they all got so damn politically correct. Next thing you know there will be some enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat.

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Cindie, the best part of that is the "enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat" will probably be meat for the tigers! :evillaugh:
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2010, 12:11:44 PM »
...but meat of such poor quality...

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2010, 12:39:13 PM »
...but meat of such poor quality...

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Yeah, it's probably give them the runs, too . . .
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2010, 02:12:45 PM »
I'd crew the SS Minnow before I'd get on that rust tub. The Captain is the biggest idiot on board, bar none. Eventually they'll screw the pooch completely and the poor Japanese will have to decide if they should save them or [c]allow them to become douchsicles bobbing in the Antarctic[/b].

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2010, 04:45:26 PM »
Yeah, it's probably give them the runs, too . . .

Now now, grain and beer fed beef is expensive in Japan.  :-)

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2010, 01:57:57 AM »
I'd crew the SS Minnow before I'd get on that rust tub. The Captain is the biggest idiot on board, bar none. Eventually they'll screw the pooch completely and the poor Japanese will have to decide if they should save them or allow them to become douchsicles bobbing in the Antarctic.

My step-son and I watch this from time to time.  IT IS A LAUGH RIOT!  The closest any of them have ever came to nautical experience is they may have been to the beach and swam in the ocean.  (Key word:  "may")

I believe the Japanese wouldhave to rescue them, because if they don't, the hippies would pollute the water worse than the rustbucket POS boat ever could.  If you were the Japanese, would YOU want to eat whale that had been caught in waters where hippies had drowned?

I rest my case.   :lmao:
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2010, 08:57:09 AM »
Cindie, the best part of that is the "enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat" will probably be meat for the tigers! :evillaugh:
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2010, 01:42:23 PM »
Wasn't there a DUmmie in the past who said he was going to have his dog go vegetarian?  It was before my time, but I hope a lonely neuron fired over there somewhere and explained things to the DUmmie. 

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2010, 05:40:50 PM »
Wasn't there a DUmmie in the past who said he was going to have his dog go vegetarian?  It was before my time, but I hope a lonely neuron fired over there somewhere and explained things to the DUmmie. 

If any nurons fire over on The Island, any sense it might make is instantly overwhelmed by the insessant babble of the morons that entirely surround it.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2010, 06:24:14 PM »
If any nurons fire over on The Island, any sense it might make is instantly overwhelmed by the insessant babble of the morons that entirely surround it.  :fuelfire:

I'm pretty sure there is a strong magnetic field surrounding the place to make it pretty much impossible!
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2010, 11:48:38 AM »
I'm pretty sure there is a strong magnetic field surrounding the place to make it pretty much impossible!

Instead of the "Dome of Silence" or whatever it was on "Get Smart", Skinners Island is surrounded by a "Dome of Stupidity".

It works really, really, well.
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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2010, 01:07:42 PM »
Instead of the "Dome of Silence" or whatever it was on "Get Smart", Skinners Island is surrounded by a "Dome of Stupidity".

It works really, really, well.

Naw.  It leaks like a seive.  I see really stupid shit out here in real life, frequently. 
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2010, 11:42:41 PM »
These clueless turds lost one of their dinghies and managed to destroy the propeller in the process. :lmao:

Comedy gold!
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2010, 01:26:58 AM »
Looking at these DUmbasses of the sea one has to wonder where the French special forces are whan you need them.
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2010, 01:29:21 AM »
I almost wish I hadn't seen South Park's take on it before I found it on Animal Planet because they're right on the money... Nothing Ever Happens.  There's maybe five minutes of progress in a thirty-minute show.
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2010, 01:31:55 AM »
Naw.  It leaks like a seive.  I see really stupid shit out here in real life, frequently. 

THAT is the result of all these "warning labels" on any and all everyday products.

USED to be the stupid would kill themselves off in childhood thru early adulthood before they could procreate, thereby keeping the numbers of stupid people in check.

BUT, the stupid soon realized that if the stuck a "warning label" on everything that could remotely cause harm or death to their offspring, they could have more stupid to associate with.

NOW, we are overrun with stupid people, who are no longer killing themselves off, instead, they are living to adulthood, procreating, becoming teachers and college professors, and voting Democrat.
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2010, 04:23:23 AM »
Looking at these DUmbasses of the sea one has to wonder where the French special forces are whan you need them.

I miss the good old days......

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2010, 05:49:05 AM »
I miss the good old days......

What was the name of that now-artificial reef, anyway?
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2010, 06:31:51 AM »
I've been trying to remember that myself. A mind is a terrible thing to lose.  :-)

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« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2010, 06:37:25 AM »
What was the name of that now-artificial reef, anyway?

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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2010, 07:21:23 AM »
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May it rust in peace . . .
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2010, 11:17:34 AM »
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Yes, but does Google say whether it was entirely crewed by skittles-shitting unicorns?  :naughty:
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Re: Whale Wars....Are You Watching?
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2010, 12:14:02 PM »
These clueless turds lost one of their dinghies and managed to destroy the propeller in the process. :lmao:

Comedy gold!

How stupid was that?!  Instead of towing the beached boat off the rocks the idiot not only starts it up but he goes full throttle on the rocks!

I loved how the guy in the wheel house looked at the boat and said "Oh, they took the propeller off!"

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« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2010, 05:26:26 PM »
Yes, but does Google say whether it was entirely crewed by skittles-shitting morons?  :naughty:

Why yes, yes they were.  :-)

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« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2010, 05:42:57 PM »
I would pay good money to see these hippies go to the Berring Sea and pull this shit with any one of the crab boats.

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