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WilliamPitt  (1000+ posts)        Sat Aug-07-10 06:01 PM
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Hey
      

I have to go to work in 20 minutes, so I'm forced to make this quick and to the point.

I really, really, really ****ed up and was banned. The Admins recently decided to reinstate me, pretty much out of the kindness of their hearts, because I didn't deserve a second thought after the shit I pulled.

I am very glad to be back. I am truly sorry for my behavior. I'm looking to be a good DU citizen from here on out.

So, hi. Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

This one has more lives than the average cat....     :loser:
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 05:22:58 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 05:26:11 PM »
I'm actually kind of happy. I've missed the comedic value the Pitt Stain brings.
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 05:37:32 PM »
Anybody surprised?












Anyone?



















Somebody?













Din't think so.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 05:45:27 PM »
Pitt     e     ful.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 05:47:22 PM »
I'm more surprised he has a job.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 05:54:38 PM »
Bunch of cash,a {gulp} and a satisfied look on skins face.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 06:33:18 PM »
His speech was beautiful.  It left me teary-eyed.
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 06:36:54 PM »
Oh shit.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 06:59:54 PM »
Oh shit.

He's got plenty of time to impress the voting panel. DUmmy of the year is fast approaching.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2010, 07:09:46 PM »
PJ notified LOL!
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2010, 07:10:16 PM »
He's got plenty of time to impress the voting panel. DUmmy of the year is fast approaching.

I'm wondering if the bobbling primitive knows the news yet.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2010, 07:22:43 PM »
I'm wondering if the bobbling primitive knows the news yet.

Libraries are closed on Sat. night. :-)

She will lose it when she finds out. Hope we find the outrage thread early.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2010, 07:28:53 PM »
Someone pass the popcorn...extra butter.
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2010, 07:49:16 PM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I got a Ping from Charles re: 24 business hours.


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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2010, 08:06:38 PM »
I don't know what's worse...

That he begged to get back into Soviet Russia DU , or that they let him back in.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2010, 08:10:02 PM »
I wonder if he knows that The Rove is sitting in for Rush on Mon. If so, we could be in for a great rant.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2010, 08:18:36 PM »
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2010, 08:19:06 PM »
I wonder if he knows that The Rove is sitting in for Rush on Mon. If so, we could be in for a great rant.

Oh darn, is Rush on vacation again?
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2010, 08:20:04 PM »
Bunch of cash,a {gulp} and a satisfied look on skins face.

reading that thread has me convinced that Sir William the Pittiful is getting the favor returned to him repeatedly. Even CalPeg got in line to give him some knob slobberin'.. hopefully it causes her to expel some poetry..

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2010, 08:22:56 PM »
I should so get an account there...before the island goes on lockdown in November--PERMANENTLY.
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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2010, 10:34:50 PM »
Anybody surprised?


Not I.  Isn't he a rich kid?    Grow up!

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2010, 01:26:16 AM »
The place is faltering.  The beg-a-thon's aren't going well.

Hell...the natives have even figured out how to exploit the code on the Island.


What can $kimmer do to divert the locals from the fact the Emperor has no clothes?

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2010, 03:43:58 AM »
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WilliamPitt  (1000+ posts)        Sat Aug-07-10 06:01 PM
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Hey 

I have to go to work in 20 minutes, so I'm forced to make this quick and to the point.
I would bet my next 6 paychecks that this jackoff did not work the night he posted this, I'm sure he spent the night at home monitoring the thread to keep track of his critics and his bootlickers.

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Re: **breaking** William The Pittiful IS BACK !!!!!
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2010, 05:03:34 AM »
I would bet my next 6 paychecks that this jackoff did not work the night he posted this, I'm sure he spent the night at home monitoring the thread to keep track of his critics and his bootlickers.

I'm wondering myself.

The "time stamp" shows circa 6:00 p.m. Saturday evening, but admittedly one has to be cautious about time stamps on Skins's island.  But it's probably reasonable to assume that's eastern time.

What sorts of jobs does one go to, around suppertime on a Saturday evening?

It's a safe bet Truthout doesn't have a night police beat reporter.

I suspect the Bostonian Drunkard, if not really hanging around to read comments at his campfire, was in a hurry to get down to the neighborhood bar.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."