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Offline franksolich

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sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« on: August 07, 2010, 09:07:30 AM »
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Isn't it ironic

The 14th Amendment is the one that gives brown skinned babies of undocumented visitors American citizenship.

The 14th Amendment was passed into law by a Republican congress and signed by a Republican president.

That president was Abraham Lincoln.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 09:14:22 AM »
Ummm . . . ooooooookay, Stinky.  Seeing that Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 and the 14th was adopted in 1868 . . . and first proposed in April of 1866 . . . that would be a tough one for Abe to do.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 09:38:21 AM »
Ummm . . . ooooooookay, Stinky.  Seeing that Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 and the 14th was adopted in 1868 . . . and first proposed in April of 1866 . . . that would be a tough one for Abe to do.

So Abe did all that after he was dead, huh. He was a closet democrat or at least a RINO because only democrats are active in politics after death.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 10:41:32 AM »
Ummm . . . ooooooookay, Stinky.  Seeing that Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 and the 14th was adopted in 1868 . . . and first proposed in April of 1866 . . . that would be a tough one for Abe to do.

So much for the history lesson.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 12:17:38 PM »
The 14th Amendment actually states "BROWN SKINNED BABIES"?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 12:19:37 PM »
Ummm . . . ooooooookay, Stinky.  Seeing that Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 and the 14th was adopted in 1868 . . . and first proposed in April of 1866 . . . that would be a tough one for Abe to do.

Oh my!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 01:22:55 PM »
Oh my!


Pay no attention to those pesky facts hiding behind that curtain.   :lmao:  Liberals don't why should you?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 03:21:41 PM »
Still no responses and at a +2 :lmao: no 1 is going to correct him?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 03:36:41 PM »
Never mind the fact all the DemonCRaps opposed it! stooooopid frikkin' Catophile Clown!

When ya 'spose they're goin' to bring that little fact up?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive teaches us history
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 05:28:23 PM »
Still just smoldering embers. Guess no one will correct the Odoriferous Harlequin.
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