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Offline thundley4

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Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« on: August 03, 2010, 09:56:24 AM »
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FORT WALTON BEACH — A woman who concealed condoms, dog collars and teeth whitener in her purse and tried to walk out of a store without paying was arrested.

The 20-year-old woman was inside the Fort Walton Beach Walmart at the time of the incident, according to a report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

A loss prevention officer told deputies the woman walked through the store and placed several items in her purse and then tried to leave without paying for them, the report stated.

When the loss prevention officer confronted the woman, she handed over a box of condoms, personal lubrication, a car window decal, two dog collars, two dog toys, teeth whitener, coffee filters and four cans of dog food. The items were worth $39.42.

She was charged with one count of larceny.

Floriduh!

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Re: Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 10:11:24 AM »
It is obvious this woman had a bad need for all this.

FORT WALTON BEACH — A woman who concealed condoms, dog collars and teeth whitener in her purse and tried to walk out of a store without paying was arrested.

The 20-year-old woman was inside the Fort Walton Beach Walmart at the time of the incident, according to a report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

A loss prevention officer told deputies the woman walked through the store and placed several items in her purse and then tried to leave without paying for them, the report stated.

When the loss prevention officer confronted the woman, she handed over a box of condoms, personal lubrication, a car window decal, two dog collars, two dog toys, teeth whitener, coffee filters and four cans of dog food. The items were worth $39.42.

She was charged with one count of larceny.

Well we know she or her dogs were sexually active, owned 2 dogs, but we do not know what the car decal was all about.

We know she drinks so much coffee that she has stains on her teeth.

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Re: Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 02:07:03 PM »
Sounds like a inept hooker! Poor dogs! She can't even make enough to feed 'em!

Hooker to Pimp: Here's my take for the day $20.25!

Pimp: WTF??? Who the hell paid you a quarter?

Hooker: Why, all of them!
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Re: Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 02:39:46 PM »
Floriduh?!? You sure this didn't happen in KY? (jelly)?
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Re: Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 02:45:01 PM »
Wow, that must have been a wild party!  :-)



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Re: Woman tries to steal condoms, dog collars, coffee filters
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 02:47:23 PM »
Wow, that must have been a wild party!  :-)

Yes it was, the Clinton's wondered why their daughter didn't just pay for the stuff.