This grown "man" is completely dependent on his parents. They star in many of his posts. I'm considering him for my list.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive's always been a good choice for Top DUmmie, or primitive, but voters tend to forget about him when time to cast their ballots.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive, who's lived in Denver (moving there from Iowa) for the past two or three years, is allegedly an ex-con, and a bad one. Or at least that's the impression the cross-eyed Iowa primitive likes to give.
It's the cross-eyed Iowa primitive who's in the past threatened to "shut down" (by both legal and illegal means) web-sites the primitives find offensive, from our old home to the now-defunct Scamdy.
He's a pretty rotund guy, round as a beach ball, younger than most primitives (in his late 30s, early 40s), and near-sighted.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive was the one who organized the "get together" for the primitives during the 2008 Democrat National Convention in Denver, but he neglected to invite the homeless Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard, the bobbling primitive, who lives in Denver.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive is a snob, an elitist. When the cross-eyed Iowa primitive's parents (or parents-in-law, I forget which) took the cross-eyed Iowa primitive and his wife to Las Vegas for Thanksgiving 2009, he never dropped in to visit the gigantic primitive, whose bathroom was flooding, ruining his, and Jeanette's, own Thanksgiving. (It needs pointed out additionally that when the
die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the "Proud2BLibKansan" primitive, and her husband went to Las Vegas for Christmas that same year, they too shunned the gigantic primitive.)
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive has tried selling "pyramid schemes" on Skins's island, and failed.
Oddly, for someone allegedly poor, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, is usually the first to offer to send a donation to a beleaguered Democrat, or even to the Democrat party itself. That's "offer;" I dunno if he ever follows through, though.
Again, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive's a good choice, an excellent choice, for inclusion among the top primitives, or DUmmies, but damn, even franksolich tends to forget to remember him late November, early December, when voting takes place.