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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2010, 06:27:34 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.


I should add that we have a restaurant here that serves these delicacies along with gator, possum, bear, you name it, on a daily basis!
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2010, 07:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 03, 2010, 05:25:49 PM
This must be Jimmy Carter's church.

So naturally Ptarmy is a Jimmy Carter sympathizer.

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Time to take this to the Fight Club.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2010, 07:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 02, 2010, 11:33:40 PM
Bunny or ptarmigan is good eating....... Perhaps we can find a religious camp that caters to fowl eaters??  :tongue: :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

They will be shut down by me.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2010, 05:23:33 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.

Yes I have Held my nose and closed my eyes and taken a bite of some strange stuff.

Have I ever drank human blood--yess--when sewing, I have a habit that if I prick my finger on a needle, I without thought put that finger in my mouth.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2010, 09:23:05 AM »
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2010, 09:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Hawkwarrior2 on August 04, 2010, 09:23:05 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?

You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2010, 09:47:05 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 04, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.

Oh HELL No! 

Stay away from the war. 
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2010, 09:54:57 AM »
Ptarmy is, after all, Ptarmy.  And bunnies are, well, bunnies. Apparently the two don't mix very well.  :shucks:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2010, 10:21:57 AM »
Quote from: Hawkwarrior2 on August 04, 2010, 09:23:05 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?

Never, ever, get between Ptarmigan and Mr Snuggle Bunny!  :o

Just get a beer and some popcorn and watch from the sidelines....it's much safer.  :-)
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2010, 11:05:34 AM »
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2010, 12:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 04, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:

Doves reallllllly piss off the enviro wackos so I go huntin' 'em evry year! They're frikkin' delish and if a whackadoodle gets in the way.........well you know what they say about "two birds with one stoner", right?
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2010, 06:14:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 04, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.

The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War is an ongoing war between Ptarmigans vs. Rabbits/Hares, Gyrfalcons, Seagulls, and Squirrels.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2010, 07:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 04, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:

Fair and balanced????????? All rabbits are worthy of extermination that the filthy sodomite vermins that they are.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2010, 07:37:43 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
Fair and balanced????????? All rabbits are worthy of extermination that the filthy sodomite vermins that they are.

Fine... we'll eat them too.  Poultry doesn't do well on the second day, so we better make sure there are no leftovers. 

Bye bye birdie.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2010, 07:41:12 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 04, 2010, 07:37:43 PM
Fine... we'll eat them too.  Poultry doesn't do well on the second day, so we better make sure there are no leftovers. 

Bye bye birdie.

Sorry to burst your bubbles, but ptarmigan meat is laced with cadmium and other toxic metals.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2010, 07:47:21 PM »
Whatever you say, Chief Walking Feather. :wink:
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2010, 11:36:57 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 04, 2010, 07:47:21 PM
Whatever you say, Chief Walking Sitting Feather. :wink:

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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2010, 12:31:33 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2010, 12:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Hawkwarrior2 on August 04, 2010, 09:23:05 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?
Early childhood head trauma...
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2010, 07:16:49 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 05, 2010, 12:32:55 PM
Early childhood head trauma...

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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2010, 07:27:39 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 05, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
Righting a wrong.

Pardon me for asking, but what wrong?
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Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2010, 10:22:35 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 05, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
Pardon me for asking, but what wrong?

Injustice, oppression, and violence in the Great Lagopus/Lagomorph War by bloodthirsty and greedy rabbits/hares and gyrfalcons. Yes, I know Lagopus means "rabbit foot", but I am no self-hater.
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